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mgh 03-11-2012 07:52 PM

say somthing stupid thread
 
since OCCjoe had this great idea, im going to start it :)

still working the deal as the two individuals are still legally married. both individuals names are on the title. they no longer share a bank account and according to 'her' they are both not being cordial with each other. i talked with her on the phone yesterday. i explained i need both of them present at time of water test to sign off title 'in person' so i know its legit and both parties understand. back in November '11, 'he' signed a PO with me apparently not telling her anything about it, but did let me know they were divorced...when i got the title and her name was on it..it raised a question..

don't worry, draggin it home part tre' coming soon. whether its a pantera or not, i got another one up my sleeve if this falls through..don;t think it will..just hope not to drive 7 hours and have something fall through !!

i got a 6-pack of natty ice ready for the summer!

onesickpantera 03-11-2012 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by mgh (Post 3638907)
since OCCjoe had this great idea, im going to start it :)

still working the deal as the two individuals are still legally married. both individuals names are on the title. they no longer share a bank account and according to 'her' they are both not being cordial with each other. i talked with her on the phone yesterday. i explained i need both of them present at time of water test to sign off title 'in person' so i know its legit and both parties understand.

don't worry, draggin it home part tre' coming soon. whether its a pantera or not, i got another one up my sleeve if this falls through..don;t think it will..just hope not to drive 7 hours and have something fall through !!

i got a 6-pack of natty ice ready for the summer!

She doesn't have to be present but she does have to sign off on the title. But, she may not be comfortable doing that depending on what decision was made on the boat in the divorce. He gets it, she gets it, 50/50 split, etc.

onesickpantera 03-11-2012 07:59 PM

Are you still trying to make a deal on Vertigo?

mgh 03-11-2012 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by onesickpantera (Post 3638910)
She doesn't have to be present but she does have to sign off on the title. But, she may not be comfortable doing that depending on what decision was made on the boat in the divorce. He gets it, she gets it, 50/50 split, etc.

she is holding the title, that is why the deal couldnt go through last november..once that came out, i knew i needed her involved. she is nice and understanding, we've talked on the phone and through email..she just wanted to feel included which i completely agree. and i want both of them present so i can know that one of them didnt sign off the others name on the title without them knowing and taking the money and running. divorces can be ugly. i know what it can do to a family, add $$, and that just magnifies things. it can get ugly, so i am trying to be fair, protect myself, and all parties involved. we talked yesterday, the weather is starting to break into the 60s some days during the week in MI, but there was a tad bit of lake crust on the lake down here, so I figure within a few weeks getting the water test scheduled.

88bullet 03-11-2012 08:28 PM

Have them both there and have the title signed. Tell them to put it in the cuddy and then u bring the money down in the form of 5$ bills. toss the money in the driveway and let them fight over it like dogs..

mgh 03-11-2012 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by 88bullet (Post 3638943)
Have them both there and have the title signed. Tell them to put it in the cuddy and then u bring the money down in the form of 5$ bills. toss the money in the driveway and let them fight over it like dogs..

lol, sounds good to me, maybe i'll bring a cooler full of beer for this one..i got a feeling it will be pleasant haha

88bullet 03-11-2012 09:25 PM

camera phone my friend!!! dont forget the camera phone!!! nothing beats a good old domestic dispute caught on a smart phone and shown to the world!!!

onesickpantera 03-11-2012 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by mgh (Post 3638920)
she is holding the title, that is why the deal couldnt go through last november..once that came out, i knew i needed her involved. she is nice and understanding, we've talked on the phone and through email..she just wanted to feel included which i completely agree. and i want both of them present so i can know that one of them didnt sign off the others name on the title without them knowing and taking the money and running. divorces can be ugly. i know what it can do to a family, add $$, and that just magnifies things. it can get ugly, so i am trying to be fair, protect myself, and all parties involved. we talked yesterday, the weather is starting to break into the 60s some days during the week in MI, but there was a tad bit of lake crust on the lake down here, so I figure within a few weeks getting the water test scheduled.

Got ya. Makes sense. Is the boat in Illinois now? Suppose to be in the 60's almost everyday here and I'm north. Crazy considering we just had one of the worst snowstorms in a long time a week ago!

OCCJoe 03-12-2012 12:18 AM

MGH maybe she saw your facebook pictures and she wants you to lay your pipe to her right there if front of her X before she signs the title ...

Griff 03-12-2012 01:10 AM

The divorce decree should have spelled out exactly who got the boat. If it says it is to be sold and the proceeds split, then take 2 checks.

mgh 03-12-2012 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by OCCJoe (Post 3639063)
MGH maybe she saw your facebook pictures and she wants you to lay your pipe to her right there if front of her X before she signs the title ...


lmao. gotta charge that service call, -- $79.95.

for any1 on this site that does not fully understand 'lay pipe' here are a few friendly definitions from our friends over at urbandictionary.com

these defintions refer to having sex...

1; lay pipe
(v) having sexual intercourse
"cause a ***** like me'll lay plenty of pipe" - ice cube (im only out for one thang)
2: lay pipe
to have sex or bone.
"i really have to lay some pipe!"
3; lay pipe
rap term for having sex
"i lay pipe with all the lonely b***** while their husbanz hard at work"
4; lay pipe
the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road. "dude, i really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them"

this definition is a tad bit different approach..

lay pipe;

refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.
"i hadnt **** in three days so i really needed to lay pipe"

mgh 03-12-2012 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by Griff (Post 3639072)
The divorce decree should have spelled out exactly who got the boat. If it says it is to be sold and the proceeds split, then take 2 checks.

griff - the divorce is not final yet. so 'legally' they are still married. from my understand, they are currently trying to work out settlement of assets, etc.

OCCJoe 03-12-2012 09:14 AM

MGH please be careful using the word sex and talking about rappers , that is speculation that all rappers are having sex and your tread will get deleted ..You Can only talk about rappers that you have witnessed having sex UNLESS they are friends with the MODERATORS . :lolhit:

mgh 03-12-2012 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by OCCJoe (Post 3639198)
MGH please be careful using the word sex and talking about rappers , that is speculation that all rappers are having sex and your tread will get deleted ..You Can only talk about rappers that you have witnessed having sex UNLESS they are friends with the MODERATORS . :lolhit:

joe can you explain in further detail..what is this rapper talk? what is a rapper? can any1 be a rapper? are there specific qualifications that make one 'rapper' better than another 'rapper'? do rappers have more power than this 'moderator' you are referring too? i am confused...

88bullet 03-12-2012 10:32 AM

mgh just save a step and give the money to her... she will end up with it all anyway

mgh 03-12-2012 10:41 AM

we want PRE NUP we want PRE NUP..its somthin that you need to have, if she leave yo a$$, she gonna leave with half

88bullet 03-12-2012 11:49 AM

Mgh you are a tru gansta rapper!!!

mgh 03-12-2012 11:50 AM

Speaking of laying pipe. A young black male was killed over the weekend in detroit after he went into a party store at 2am sat in detroit to buy condoms. He and the clerk got into a argument, the clerk then shot and killed him. Dam that is a ****ty way to go out, probably a hour b4 he was gonna lay that pipe. He shoulda just raw dogged

mgh 03-13-2012 10:35 AM

wow - these other topics under pantera section are getting way to crazy (thread's deleted, etc..) figured i would lighten things up..

even though there has been zero snow in michigan this entire winter.., it hasnt stopped me from ski-ing...check out this pic of me from last weekend at the bar, big slops, scarface style... lol


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...onapics398.jpg

mgh 03-13-2012 10:37 AM

not sure if ne-one rides atv's / four wheelers, heres a pic tearing it up on my 88 250r..back in the day

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...urvey/250r.jpg

OCCJoe 03-13-2012 10:50 AM

Nice to see you have all the safety gear on

mgh 03-13-2012 11:54 AM

your right, i think i was missing my bandana under the helmet :(

sell me your 24 :)

scarab63 03-13-2012 12:01 PM

This threads not fair......mgh, u designed it so you'll always win!!!:lolhit:

mgh 03-13-2012 12:59 PM

here is my inspiration

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...inning-Duh.jpg

onesickpantera 03-13-2012 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by mgh (Post 3640203)
wow - these other topics under pantera section are getting way to crazy (thread's deleted, etc..) figured i would lighten things up..

even though there has been zero snow in michigan this entire winter

You just needed to come north a bit!

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mgh 03-13-2012 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by onesickpantera (Post 3640327)
You just needed to come north a bit!

fBOwPe9cYmc

did not even use my sled once this year. was planning a trip, then next day the trails turned to slop. (grand marais)

88bullet 03-13-2012 02:41 PM

I hear ya!! I live in buffalo and only managed to put 150 miles on this year. Only 20 was local the other 130 was in old forge

mgh 03-13-2012 02:48 PM

the lake has not even froze here..there are usually tons of folks on the ice, racing, etc, ice fishing..nothing!

OCCJoe 03-13-2012 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by mgh (Post 3640270)

sell me your 24 :)

You have to ask yourself if you could afford a Lipship 20 cig if the answer is yes we might be able to talk .
You bi+ched about the 40K 28 and I'm thinking you wouldn't like the price of my 24 .
Now that Mikes boat is done and gone I'm back to work on it so I'll be done in a couple of months .

mgh 03-13-2012 03:34 PM

haha true true - i just didnt like the graphics on that 28 :) joe - you know i'm a bottom feeder lol

POWERPLAY J 03-13-2012 03:40 PM

Hold out for Vertigo. I went thru a bad D, just a matter of time and she's yours. Besides, I need some competition this season ;)

mgh 03-13-2012 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by POWERPLAY J (Post 3640433)
Hold out for Vertigo. I went thru a bad D, just a matter of time and she's yours. Besides, I need some competition this season ;)

i talked w/ her two days ago..just for the heck of it..i go " how fast is the boat "

she goes "its gotta be 100 mph"

i'm thinking in my head...how fast do i need to get to browns :)

their burgers are deliche

mgh 03-21-2012 07:08 AM

planned on picking up the boat this friday. spoke to the owner yesterday, said he took it out last weekend and below 3k a engine was sputtering/coughing..but above 3k they both ran as they should - probably need to clean out the carbs. said he was busy this weekend...the ball is in his hands if he wants the $

mgh 04-11-2012 02:52 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

88bullet 04-11-2012 06:51 PM

MGH when ya getting your boat??? i should have my 6 pack by the end of the month

POWERPLAY J 04-11-2012 06:57 PM

Ok I need to say something stupid... so who wants to take a $100 bet that mgh buys an actual running boat before that trailer kicker slpcamaross??? I have my $ on mgh!

88bullet 04-12-2012 06:53 AM

now now be nice lmao. kyle is looking for the "right" one for him. and no way in hell am i taking that bet

mgh 04-12-2012 07:35 AM

talked w/ the seller again yesterday..he doesnt want to entertain selling it as-is as it is 'probably' a minor related issue. once we get past the hicups - i will be on the water.

came across a mint cigarette mistress for similar price...but w around 400hp a side, dout the boat will be enough 'fun' for a guy like me, probably a low 60mph cruiser.

mgh 04-12-2012 07:36 AM


Originally Posted by POWERPLAY J (Post 3661452)
Ok I need to say something stupid... so who wants to take a $100 bet that mgh buys an actual running boat before that trailer kicker slpcamaross??? I have my $ on mgh!

i'll take that bet, how about first tank of fuel for the season. i'll even let you get me gas at the citgo in fair haven, street gas prices on weds

mgh 04-12-2012 07:37 AM


Originally Posted by 88bullet (Post 3661825)
now now be nice lmao. kyle is looking for the "right" one for him. and no way in hell am i taking that bet

geeze - c'mon - no love for me, mgh, the one, the only. lol

if you get that 6 pack, lets swap rear hatch..ill throw in some dragonmead beer for ya.


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