2006 Pirates Run
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Re: 2006 Pirates Run
Sorry PREZ but I was busy teaching some folks how we real MEN drink beer -
So this is your first lesson PREZ --
1. place one snorkel device over your head (PREZ - this may require stretching the strap beyond its elastic limit to fit over your BIG head)
2. insert one snorkel into your mouth (PREZ - this should be a natural reflex for you - putting a rod shaped device such as this in your mouth)
3. have a good friend start pouring many cans of beer into the elevated end of said snorkel - tell friend to keep pouring until beer starts projecting violently out nose)
So this is your first lesson PREZ --
1. place one snorkel device over your head (PREZ - this may require stretching the strap beyond its elastic limit to fit over your BIG head)
2. insert one snorkel into your mouth (PREZ - this should be a natural reflex for you - putting a rod shaped device such as this in your mouth)
3. have a good friend start pouring many cans of beer into the elevated end of said snorkel - tell friend to keep pouring until beer starts projecting violently out nose)