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masher44 12-01-2005 08:03 PM

Who is Getting It and When? List
 
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Upon speaking with my engine builder, he conveyed to me that I should start compiling a list.....

I am now taking reservations on my "who would like to get drilled and when" list by Slim next year. I already have a few on the list...

GLH (no longer King of Champlain)
OnThePipeTiger(will own this homo)
Links (egg beater POS)
Superbabi (scumbag special)
109mph Baja guy (shattering his record until JC breaks mine)
Twin Step Gun (Stecz is driving during this kill)
P Offshore (might want to stay home)
War Party (beating him in reverse)
Trick (whatever junk he brings)


Please feel free to reserve a date and time.....

Hurry up... LOTO, Grand and Champlain are booking up quick :cool:

JCPERF 12-01-2005 08:08 PM

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We offer a complete engine line of different power levels to best suit your own personalized Azz- kicking by Slim.If you really want to get your Azz handed to you, we offer the 1100 HP engine that should easily murder your junk by 20 MPH.Goes right in SS in an hour :eek: :evilb: :evilb:

masher44 12-01-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JCPERF
We offer a complete engine line of different power levels to best suit your own personalized Azz- kicking by Slim.If you really want to get your Azz handed to you, we offer the 1100 HP engine that should easily murder your junk by 20 MPH.Goes right in SS in an hour :eek: :evilb: :evilb:



only 20? you are being too kind..... :evilb:

Anarchy Powerboats 12-01-2005 08:41 PM

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I dont know what it is but a single #6 just looks f'in mean! sick sick sick.

stecz20 12-02-2005 01:13 AM

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i like this thread... i think you raise some valid points masher....

Panther 12-02-2005 09:37 AM

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So when will the A$$ kicking hardware be together and ready to run? :evilb:

masher44 12-02-2005 09:45 AM

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Hardware will be ready soon.... assembly is coming shortly....

Stecz this list could get large rather quickly if these d-bags keep messing with us.... be ready :cool:

44MTI 12-02-2005 10:11 AM

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I want to be at the top of the list, before this things breaks, so you have no excuses.

BLee 12-02-2005 10:17 AM

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This is great!

Now my buddies Ski-Nautique has some competition! For the single engine class we will begin with tubing to the dam, and slalom skiing on the way back. First one to fall loses!

masher44 12-02-2005 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TwinStepGun
This is great!

Now my buddies Ski-Nautique has some competition! For the single engine class we will begin with tubing to the dam, and slalom skiing on the way back. First one to fall loses!


You are a penis....and to think I was so nice to you in KW.... I even controlled Byrdman around you.... next year he gets let loose. I already have Stecz's permission.

I nominate you for the first triple digit tube ride on Grand :cool:

masher44 12-02-2005 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 42MTI
I want to be at the top of the list, before this things breaks, so you have no excuses.



You are at the top of a list..... you know which one.... might want to order some OU crying towels now during the Holiday Sale.....

44MTI 12-02-2005 10:24 AM

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Who's boat are you going to borrow to run triple digits. :eek:

BLee 12-02-2005 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44

I nominate you for the first triple digit tube ride on Grand :cool:


I'll need a few drinks. :eek:

masher44 12-02-2005 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TwinStepGun
I'll need a few drinks. :eek:


better call your distributor :D

links 12-07-2005 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 42MTI
Who's boat are you going to borrow to run triple digits. :eek:

He will need this one!! :eek: Damn I need some updated pix of this heep!!

masher44 12-07-2005 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by links
He will need this one!! :eek: Damn I need some updated pix of this heep!!


he asked which boat will I bring to RUN triple digits

Key word is RUN.....

That japanese junk would make a better coat rack :cool:

links 12-07-2005 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44
he asked which boat will I bring to RUN triple digits

Key word is RUN.....

That japanese junk would make a better coat rack :cool:

Did you say "RUN"?? It does run!! all Three of them and look I actualy have all the rigging done! "Turn key" Gonna get me some Activator AZZ!!! VELOCITY STYLE BOYEEEEE :D :D :eek:

links 12-07-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44
he asked which boat will I bring to RUN triple digits

Key word is RUN.....

That japanese junk would make a better coat rack :cool:

Here's a coat rack for ya and look it VD from Dimarco marine and he say's you cant even get past this "GEM" let alone the VELOCITY :eek: :eek:

masher44 12-09-2005 11:08 AM

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We dont need pics of the Antique Mall.... just make sure you bring that heap to a few runs this year.... we only need one motor each to dust that egg beater....

stecz20 12-09-2005 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by links
Here's a coat rack for ya and look it VD from Dimarco marine and he say's you cant even get past this "GEM" let alone the VELOCITY :eek: :eek:


tantrum has something for you and that sh it box..... we have all your egg beaters beat as well.... so well have the fastest v bottom, fastest egg beater, and fastest big cat.. id say we own your asses... punks...

masher44 12-09-2005 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
tantrum has something for you and that sh it box..... we have all your egg beaters beat as well.... so well have the fastest v bottom, fastest egg beater, and fastest big cat.. id say we own your asses... punks...



that tool's boat doesnt even run.... his junk is a triple egg beater V??? WTF is that? what a douche :rolleyes:

links 12-10-2005 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
tantrum has something for you and that sh it box..... we have all your egg beaters beat as well.... so well have the fastest v bottom, fastest egg beater, and fastest big cat.. id say we own your asses... punks...

Whats this WE shiiit, I'm looking for the Green Activator not the all the boats in the Fuuking country, Dude I drove a cat a couple weeks ago just under 140 on "GPS" "SO WHAT" !! I suppose you have that coverd to!! The original post is about a "Sport Cruiser" running a race boat (The Green boat!!) not some "MONSTER" JC powerd boat, I know what I have!! besides I didn't start this whole thing I just put it in line. dont get to excited it's all BS anyway.

stecz20 12-10-2005 12:14 PM

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whos getting excited, its all in fun... i see your from del, so your not an e docker.. i thougt you were an e docker... its all in fun dude, dont sweat it....

masher44 12-10-2005 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
whos getting excited, its all in fun... i see your from del, so your not an e docker.. i thougt you were an e docker... its all in fun dude, dont sweat it....

I am still going to murder that LINKS POS by 20 mph..... we have 140 in a big cat covered by 30 mph as well..... :cool:

links 12-10-2005 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stecz20
whos getting excited, its all in fun... i see your from del, so your not an e docker.. i thougt you were an e docker... its all in fun dude, dont sweat it....

Not sure what an e docker is and dont know if I want to be one!! :confused:

links 12-10-2005 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
I am still going to murder that LINKS POS by 20 mph..... we have 140 in a big cat covered by 30 mph as well..... :cool:

Smoke em if you got em!! more power to ya :drink:

masher44 12-10-2005 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by links
Smoke em if you got em!! more power to ya :drink:


You made my list... JC said you would enjoy it :drink: :D

links 12-10-2005 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
You made my list... JC said you would enjoy it :drink: :D

Just glad I'm worthy of making the list!! and to think S.B.R.T stood for Sail Boat Race Team :rolleyes: :eek:

BLee 12-10-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by links
Just glad I'm worthy of making the list!! and to think S.B.R.T stood for Sail Boat Race Team :rolleyes: :eek:


It does. They are all JC powered so they have to use a sail to get home usually! :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

You sound more like an E-Docker to me. You run, and run fast. E Dock is home to the fast boats that tour the country serving up asswhoopins to the weak. :D :D

Is that a 32 Skater you got there? :cool:

masher44 12-10-2005 04:11 PM

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it is a V bottom, triple egg beater Velocity..... kinda like the bigfoot of boats... never been seen in the wild :rolleyes:

masher44 12-10-2005 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinStepGun
E Dock is home to the fast boats that tour the country serving up asswhoopins to the weak. :cool:

I know a guy that has the slowest E Dock boat.... his name is Brenda or Brandy or something like that.... a real fruity looking Top Gun.... you know him??? :evilb:

BLee 12-10-2005 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
I know a guy that has the slowest E Dock boat.... his name is Brenda or Brandy or something like that.... a real fruity looking Top Gun.... you know him??? :evilb:


Technically my boat isn't on E Dock, but Warparty's is the slowest.... :evilb: :drink: :drink:

P.S. and Warparty is faster than Sean's... :evilb: :evilb: :drink: :drink:

masher44 12-10-2005 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TwinStepGun

P.S. and Warparty is faster than Sean's... :evilb: :evilb: :drink: :drink:

only by a little... :evilb:

links 12-12-2005 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44
it is a V bottom, triple egg beater Velocity..... kinda like the bigfoot of boats... never been seen in the wild :rolleyes:

Yea and just like when Big foot shows him self it will create one hellava Stir and will be on magazine covers world wide and what ever you do if you see the beast dont piss him off and he may take it easy on you!! :rolleyes:

masher44 12-12-2005 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by links
Yea and just like when Big foot shows him self it will create one hellava Stir and will be on magazine covers world wide and what ever you do if you see the beast dont piss him off and he may take it easy on you!! :rolleyes:


funny man..... :rolleyes:

stecz20 12-12-2005 08:51 PM

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warparty is my *****... im gonna smack him up... bubba is all mine.....

Panther 12-13-2005 08:08 AM

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Mash, So how is that motor commin along? :D

No build up pics? :rolleyes:

masher44 12-13-2005 10:26 AM

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its a secret I guess... JC can barely tie his shoes never mind operate electronics.... Zul is no better, he cant even type....

one of you guys need to go by and report back. I have a feeling he will be peeling off the Briggs and Stratton stickers today...

links 12-13-2005 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by masher44
its a secret I guess... JC can barely tie his shoes never mind operate electronics.... Zul is no better, he cant even type....

one of you guys need to go by and report back. I have a feeling he will be peeling off the Briggs and Stratton stickers today...

Damn!! If I said that I'd be on the Hit List and end up somewhere in the Hudson!! :eek:

masher44 12-13-2005 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by links
Damn!! If I said that I'd be on the Hit List and end up somewhere in the Hudson!! :eek:

yes you would....maybe byrdman has an extra hole with your name on it at the compound


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