woman, i cant even give you away.. i have no takers, so we are stuck with you.. at least with jc i get a qt of oil or something... you nada.....

You may get the qt of oil with JC, but you still don't know how to change the oil, so I'm at least good for that. I'm a better mechanic than you are!!!

there is only one real use for you....

You really are such a tool

am i, am i really... what about jc, and masher, why are the not tools???

I believe Dee told me they are different kind of tools .... some tools are for pleasure ... some tools are for pain ... and some tools are just for beating the **** out of things with

Jeez, ya took that one a little personal.

I'm sure I'll be demoted for that one. Don't worry, you are still Mr. Wonderful!