Daily Man Bash >:-{} (not too be taken too personally, guys)


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's "willy" is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair, opens my door,
massages my back begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love
to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask,
"Do I have too big a behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to screw my best friend.
I pray for all this as I kneel by my bed,
and look at the **** Head you sent me instead!!!
Amen

WOW.... . Between this post and the "Tech support on men" post, I'm glad I'm not your better half.......

He is my better half!!! But, doesn't hurt to stir the pot occasionally in the name of good, clean fun!

Sorry Pussmando, I will leave the Post Ho-in
up to you guys. I don't have the time to even try to keep up!