Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
02-14-2006 | 01:24 PM
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Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Why is your boat so much faster than mine?
-DryPipeTiger
How come the women on your boat are so much skinnier than mine?
-Troutly
Why did you give me much such a bad rooster tail?
-Links
Can you and Stecz please leave some women for us?
-GLH
You got any extra money for gas?
- DryPipeTiger
Do you think GLH will finally accept my sexual orientation?
- Waterheater
Can I come into the U.S.?
- JS232
Where is that crappin freak with my money?
- Byrdman
When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee
Am I finally cool enough to hang out with you guys?
- Old School
Who should I stomp first?
- DC
Will you ever pay your bill for your engine?
- JC
How can I get the E Dock guys to stay out past midnight?
- 42 MTI
Can my wife press her cans against the hood of your Excursion?
- P Offshore
Should I just sell my boat and take up golf?
-TSG
DAMN!!! That can't be a 46 Skater that passed me!!! Can it?
- 42 MTI
- OU Want Some
- Rare Breed
-DryPipeTiger
How come the women on your boat are so much skinnier than mine?
-Troutly
Why did you give me much such a bad rooster tail?
-Links
Can you and Stecz please leave some women for us?
-GLH
You got any extra money for gas?
- DryPipeTiger
Do you think GLH will finally accept my sexual orientation?
- Waterheater
Can I come into the U.S.?
- JS232
Where is that crappin freak with my money?
- Byrdman
When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee
Am I finally cool enough to hang out with you guys?
- Old School
Who should I stomp first?
- DC
Will you ever pay your bill for your engine?
- JC
How can I get the E Dock guys to stay out past midnight?
- 42 MTI
Can my wife press her cans against the hood of your Excursion?
- P Offshore
Should I just sell my boat and take up golf?
-TSG
DAMN!!! That can't be a 46 Skater that passed me!!! Can it?
- 42 MTI
- OU Want Some
- Rare Breed
Last edited by masher44; 02-14-2006 at 02:21 PM.
02-14-2006 | 01:47 PM
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From: Elkton, MD
Re: Things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by masher44
When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee
- Lucididee
I thought they would ask , "why is it so short and skinny?
- masher
Last edited by Panther; 02-15-2006 at 02:59 PM.
02-14-2006 | 01:49 PM
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Re: Things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
More declarations:
DRYPIPETIGER : «I hope I’l see you more often in 2006 my sweety…»
STECZ20 : «I brought my Aquavelva and my oldspice perfumes so I can seduce your women…»
GLH : «JS232, please, remove that SH#$T and go play in S.B.R.T. sand box!»
MASHER44 : «Ooops… I forgot my rig, can I be your boat b tch?
KANOOKSTR : «Shuuuttt! In fact, I am a French Frog, please, don’t let anyone know about it…»
WATERHEATER : «To bad M. Ramp! You should’ve take an appointment with my secretary, I’m going back home!»
DRYPIPETIGER : «I hope I’l see you more often in 2006 my sweety…»
STECZ20 : «I brought my Aquavelva and my oldspice perfumes so I can seduce your women…»
GLH : «JS232, please, remove that SH#$T and go play in S.B.R.T. sand box!»
MASHER44 : «Ooops… I forgot my rig, can I be your boat b
tch?KANOOKSTR : «Shuuuttt! In fact, I am a French Frog, please, don’t let anyone know about it…»
WATERHEATER : «To bad M. Ramp! You should’ve take an appointment with my secretary, I’m going back home!»
02-14-2006 | 01:55 PM
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From: Vice City & Tavernier, FL
Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by Downtown42
is that one of them Cigarette boats? 
That should suck, but you know what i respect you for admiting it, most fountain guys wouldn't admit it. but it does suck doesn't
jr mike
