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Old 02-14-2006, 02:24 PM
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Default Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....

Why is your boat so much faster than mine?
-DryPipeTiger

How come the women on your boat are so much skinnier than mine?
-Troutly

Why did you give me much such a bad rooster tail?
-Links

Can you and Stecz please leave some women for us?
-GLH

You got any extra money for gas?
- DryPipeTiger

Do you think GLH will finally accept my sexual orientation?
- Waterheater

Can I come into the U.S.?
- JS232

Where is that crappin freak with my money?
- Byrdman

When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
- Lucididee

Am I finally cool enough to hang out with you guys?
- Old School

Who should I stomp first?
- DC

Will you ever pay your bill for your engine?
- JC

How can I get the E Dock guys to stay out past midnight?
- 42 MTI

Can my wife press her cans against the hood of your Excursion?
- P Offshore

Should I just sell my boat and take up golf?
-TSG

DAMN!!! That can't be a 46 Skater that passed me!!! Can it?
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:27 PM
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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Default Re: Dumb things that will be said to you at the ramp in 2006....

is that one of them Cigarette boats?
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:42 PM
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Which way did the E-dock guys go. We lost sight their rooster tails.
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Old 02-14-2006, 02:47 PM
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When are you going to finally beat my brother up and whisk me away to Texas?
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I thought they would ask , "why is it so short and skinny?
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More declarations:





DRYPIPETIGER : «I hope I’l see you more often in 2006 my sweety…»

STECZ20 : «I brought my Aquavelva and my oldspice perfumes so I can seduce your women…»

GLH : «JS232, please, remove that SH#$T and go play in S.B.R.T. sand box!»

MASHER44 : «Ooops… I forgot my rig, can I be your boat b tch?

KANOOKSTR : «Shuuuttt! In fact, I am a French Frog, please, don’t let anyone know about it…»

WATERHEATER : «To bad M. Ramp! You should’ve take an appointment with my secretary, I’m going back home!»
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How much hp do you have ? 1000 hp




































E A C H !!!!!
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is that one of them Cigarette boats?

That should suck, but you know what i respect you for admiting it, most fountain guys wouldn't admit it. but it does suck doesn't

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Labor day 2005 at the fuel dock

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Damn, when did you get THAT.
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