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Old 01-22-2002 | 10:58 PM
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes
and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,
he hears his little friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again
...ONE, TWO, THREE...UGH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go.?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply
couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the damn bed."
 
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Old 01-22-2002 | 11:08 PM
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Old 01-22-2002 | 11:16 PM
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Old 01-22-2002 | 11:30 PM
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Old 01-22-2002 | 11:41 PM
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Old 01-22-2002 | 11:43 PM
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man that sucks to be both of them
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Old 01-23-2002 | 01:04 AM
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Old 01-23-2002 | 01:34 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-23-2002 | 06:57 AM
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Old 01-23-2002 | 08:29 AM
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I don't think the prostitutes got
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