......bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got ours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter nd this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead
of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh', and she socked me a good one."

The first guy replies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister, too! I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed *****.'"

DOH!!!!!!!!

See? A little slip of the tongue and they don't see the humor in it.

funny as chit.

he's lucky thats all he got! where is tittsburgh? I'd really like to go sometime

You know what? The same thing happened to me just the other day!

Wet myself

Damn the luck