After this episode...

Some "save the whaler" type in a Kayak approached a friend of mine in his boat to yell at him to shut his engines down, he, in his full free rights told him to f-off...

Then the "spotted owl kissing vegan celery muncher" proceeds to ram my buddies boat with his plastic kayak... WTF!!!!

My buddy proceeded to jump in the drink grabbing the "emp-dressed tree bark chewer" in the process and beat the crap out of him in the water...

The cops show up and tell the my buddy they are not filling any charges cause "it's a clear case of jealousy" and the "socialist commie Micheal Moore is my hero" type is lucky not to get charged cause his ramming did not damage my buddie's boat and he chooses not to press charges.

I want to say kudos to the Burlington Police Department and here is to the "I will save the world with your money" jackazz...

Live and let live idiot.





OK I feel better now.

ps: the ones who know who I am talking about please do not name him, events like that are not what he wants to be known for so please respect his privacy.

Not that I advocate or encourage violence amongst mankind in any way... that made me almost snarf my iced coffee all over my keyboard!

(good for him)

SWEEEEEET!!!!!!

He should have just stayed in the boat and unloaded his fire extinguisher on him!

Get out! Crazy kayakers

Good story. Happy ending.

I'd really like the opportunity to do something like that.

Dam the torpedos!!!! RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!

As would I.

I would do the same thing, what a piece of $hiit!