We are in real trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

U got me, I guess that just leaves you doing all the work, but you are busy puttn jokes out here on OSO, soo, that leaves no work gettn done, heck we might as well tow south below the freeze line and make a run then.
C'Mon Summer Time

You are so RIGHT.

That is why I am writing a book titled:

"How To Work Harder for DUMMIES"

I think Dock is practicing for retirement
Jay

Hey aren't you part of the problem?

I sincerely hope so!!!
Jay

55 million minus 35 million is 20 million not 15 million. So total there are 5,000,002 working. I guess I can stay on the computer then. Of course I am in the military so that already took me out. I wonder how many are standing at the gas pump cursing at 3.50 a gallon?

Are you in the Navy on a Sub?

Jay,

I'm thinking about investing in this resort for my retirement plan.

What do you think?

Dock

Let me know if you invest in that---if you do I think I may have something(anything) you might wanna buy--cheap--trust me I used to work for the gov't!!!!