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Old 03-31-2008 | 09:12 PM
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The time has come where we might as well unite and form a club. the group I am proposing is the
OSBBA. Offshore Scum Bag Boaters Association. The group will be lead by the supreme scumbag candyman and I will act as VP until someone outscums me.Part of the requirements of this club will be to keeps a 8' long piece of duct tape on the bottom of your hull so you can be immediately identified by other OSBBA members. You must also lay claim to a company and tell everyone that you are the owner, you may choose any (IE: ford, chevy, cigarette, honda). Only true scum and balla's need apply. this is not a club for your average person. if you think you have what it takes to be a member of this elite club let us know. If you are scummy enough you just might make it in

Scott Farmer
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Candyman (supreme scumbag)
Packinair (MAJOR scumbag)
Donzi38ZX (slimebag)

OSBBA APPROVED SCUMBAG MEMBERS
10X
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Old 03-31-2008 | 09:58 PM
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Got room for me ?? I think I can fit in there somewhere. LMFAO
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Old 03-31-2008 | 10:14 PM
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Got room for me ?? I think I can fit in there somewhere. LMFAO
Pending approval from the rest of the scum I think you just fit right in..
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Old 03-31-2008 | 10:24 PM
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Can you send me an application.....
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Can you send me an application.....
we will need to know your qualifications as a scumbag
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LMFAO!!!!
I love my new title!

I guess we are going to need a club Logo. Anyone have any ideas???
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Originally Posted by packinair
we will need to know your qualifications as a scumbag
I have impure thoughts from time to time and can provide references as to my use of crude language.....
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Originally Posted by Roger 1
I have impure thoughts from time to time and can provide references as to my use of crude language.....

I know you can do better than that I think you and 10X will make fine members of the O.S.B.B.A.
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I know you can do better than that I think you and 10X will make fine members of the O.S.B.B.A.
I know. I'm waiting for the statutes of limitations to run out on all that stuff...
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Old 03-31-2008 | 10:53 PM
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How will we know our leader when we see Him. I've heard ''on the street'' that he wears a hat to avoid recognition....
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