An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir,
what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my
pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go, Old Chuckie goes."
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"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the
theater. Not even a pet chicken.
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The old farmer said well, we'll see about that, he goes around the
corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth,
bought a ticket and entered the theater.
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He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and
Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm.
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The old
farmer
unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the
movie.
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"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge."I think the guy next to
me is a pervert."
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"What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and
he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
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"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them
all."
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"Yes," I know said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."

ONly kidding Traviss




Mattyboy

Yup, traviss loves his farm animals

GEEEEE.. thanks

don't mention it!
what movie did you see
howard the duck?

Mattyboy