In my boat this weekend I farted really hard,my guests heard it too, then got a splinter in my foot...Nurse Otis took it out...I figured I would post it so I'm not suspected of covering it up. Lanyards, underpants/boxers were worn..but no life jacket, we were idling....oh, and no fog


feel free to speculate away. My boat is non step too if that makes any difference to the keyboard jockeys....

I thought it was your boat mis-firing; glad it was nothing serious and you are being up front and honest about it.

Its really Cash Bars fault,Bill told him to do it.

I will start my reseach and uncover how you screwed up and how we can belittle for what happened to make us feel better about our selves

You really need to clarify "farted really hard". Was it to the degree that you had a lil puck slip fast the goaltender??

were new depends necessary AFTER the said incident?

Did it smell bad? You may have been able to deny the whole thing and say the sound was just your engine backfiring and the smell was low tide or even a dead fish.....were any of your guests hot chicks?.... If so at that point you are obligated to lie about it or blame it on one of your other passengers (it has to be a guy though, you can't blame another chick).

It sucks that you were at idle when it happen, if you were at WOT nobody would have known.

With posts like this, I fully expect President Bush to re-ban you.

Is this clear enough?