Mom, Look what followed me home
10-10-2008 | 08:48 PM
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Mom, Look what followed me home
I pull into my driveway in my Freightliner after a rough day at work. I open the back door to get my computer bag and paper work and hear in a DEEP voice "I Likes yo truck". turn around and there is the tallest brother I have ever seen. I get a little starteled for a split second being it's in my drive way and i'm not expecting to have anyone there. I look at him and tell him thanks. I think he's a lawn service guy from one of the neihbors. After I focus in on him I notice piercings everywhere along with tatoos. I still don't realize who it is. I ask his name and he says Dennis. It finally hit me after a minute. How friggen dense am I? Even if you don't watch sports as I don't how can you not know him.
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
Last edited by LubeJobs42; 10-10-2008 at 08:50 PM.
Man I look forward to your posts! goofball!!!!!! 
10-10-2008 | 09:27 PM
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10-10-2008 | 09:34 PM
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Michael Jordan LOL Gino you crazy.
We had Rodman here for a couple years. Mark Cuban even let him crash in his guest house, and for all his hospitality and help, Rodman dissed Cuban every chance he got. I have no respect for the jerkoff at all.
We had Rodman here for a couple years. Mark Cuban even let him crash in his guest house, and for all his hospitality and help, Rodman dissed Cuban every chance he got. I have no respect for the jerkoff at all.
When they skipped out on a few bills in the Hamptons and Sag Harbor I was no longer a big fan
10-11-2008 | 12:08 AM
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I pull into my driveway in my Freightliner after a rough day at work. I open the back door to get my computer bag and paper work and hear in a DEEP voice "I Likes yo truck". turn around and there is the tallest brother I have ever seen. I get a little starteled for a split second being it's in my drive way and i'm not expecting to have anyone there. I look at him and tell him thanks. I think he's a lawn service guy from one of the neihbors. After I focus in on him I notice piercings everywhere along with tatoos. I still don't realize who it is. I ask his name and he says Dennis. It finally hit me after a minute. How friggen dense am I? Even if you don't watch sports as I don't how can you not know him.
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
He is good friends with my little sister and about 10 years ago, I was in my boat and he was in his Fountain "Sensual Chocolate" and we raced up and down the Intercoastal until the cops came and almost arrested all of us. I was surprised he remebered that.
He loved the truck and asked if he could drive it. We went for a ride. I have to tell you, I don't know if he was drinking or I need to brush upon my Ebonice because I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
He called me last night wanting me to go out with him tonight and I thought it was one of my buddies screwing around. I could not understand him in the least.
If anyone knows a good Ebonics program I can buy let me know so I can hang with my new buddy.
I can't believe I'm friends with Michael jordan!
hes nuts i hung out with him before his good friend and agent darren prince and i grew up together
