Kansas Fish and Game RE: Exticnt Turtle population
03-28-2002 | 09:50 PM
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From: the western shore of THE BAY OF KANSAS CITY
Kansas Fish and Game RE: Exticnt Turtle population
This week the Kansas Department of Fish and Game reported that all species of turtles have become extinct in the state. It seems that their lack of speed and intelligence with no self defense has been their undoing.
Ranger Phog Allen was quoted saying "a large native bird has eaten all the stupid turtles". Appearantly the large beak of the much faster, smarter and stronger JAYHAWK just crushed the shell and the delicate meat was enjoyed untill they disappeared.
Darwinism in it's most simplistic form.
Kansas 92
Maryland 76
Rock Chock Jayhawk!!!
Ranger Phog Allen was quoted saying "a large native bird has eaten all the stupid turtles". Appearantly the large beak of the much faster, smarter and stronger JAYHAWK just crushed the shell and the delicate meat was enjoyed untill they disappeared.
Darwinism in it's most simplistic form.
Kansas 92
Maryland 76
Rock Chock Jayhawk!!!
