A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Navy Chief."
Curious, he buys a ticket.

The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to
The center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is a table with
three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired Navy Chief. Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge johnson, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Navy Chief is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and
he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same "Don't Miss the Amazing Navy Chief." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Navy Chief stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd
goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. You're incredible," he tells the Navy Chief. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," says the Navy Chief, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."

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Mattyboy
I said slip off his spectacles! not snip off his testicles

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