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Old 05-16-2002 | 09:42 AM
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Talking OT: "Redneck Newlyweds"
The week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.

"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My pecker is turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's pecker is blue. The doctor turns to the wife and asks, "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"What kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape," she answered.


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Old 05-16-2002 | 09:51 AM
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LMAO!

...And what a cute couple they make!
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Old 05-16-2002 | 09:58 AM
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Old 05-16-2002 | 10:20 AM
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Hey Nick watch posting stuff like that, Tracie might be watching and that could have been someone in her family.
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Old 05-16-2002 | 10:23 AM
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Akshully, them there are's my cuzzin Jesse-Lou and my uther cuzzin Bobby-Joe.

They did it right in that there porto-John right after the weddin'
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Old 05-16-2002 | 10:40 AM
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Daze....LMFAO

I happened to get a copy of their prom photo:
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Old 05-16-2002 | 10:55 AM
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Be Afraid, Be very Afraid...
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Old 05-16-2002 | 11:03 AM
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Talking Thats a HUGE *****.... LOL
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Old 05-16-2002 | 11:12 AM
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Wow, what a sick thread! LMFAO!
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Old 05-16-2002 | 11:14 AM
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You all need help!
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