Mr. O and I are sitting here drinking martini's, mine a dirty one and his a sour apple. We are inquiring as to the perfect martini recipes you may have acquired.
So far, our best dirty martini is 1 1/2 parts olive juice, 2 parts Ketel One, shake the piss out of it, with lots of ice and serve. Sour apple is 1 1/2 parts Sour Apple Sweet and Sour Schnappes and 1 part ginger ale. Again, shake the piss out of it over ice and serve. Repeat.

No, it's two ounces Bombay Gin, and just whisper the name of the guy that invented Vermouth as you pour the gin!

Vodka martini, dirty, on the rocks.
Ice in the glass, Absolute, tsp of vermouth, tsp of olive juice.
Skewer of as many olives (jalepeno stuffed) will fit on a toothpick.
MMmmm...

How to find the recipe for a perfect martini:

Move to a desserted Island

In a pitcher with lots of ice pour 1 part vermouth, 4 parts gin, shake or stir, pour in glass, add an olive.

Someone will be along soon to tell you thats not right this is the way to make a "perfect" martini ...