I think this would have gotten my As% beaten.

Or this:
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
> > > > > > > "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about
time
> we
> > > > > > > start cussing."
> > > > > > > The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old
> > >continues.
> > > > > > > "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say "hell"
> and
> > >you
> > > > > > > say "ass."
> > > > > > > "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> > > > > > > Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old
> > > > > > > what he wants for breakfast.
> > > > > > > "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
> > > > > > > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
> > >floor,
> > > > > > > gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his
> mother
> > >in
> > > > > > > hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The Mom locks him
> in
> > >his
> > > > > > > room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
> She
> > >then
> > > > > > > comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks
with
> a
> > > > > > > stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
> > > > > > > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it
> > >won't
> > > > > > > be Cheerios."

GET TO WORK DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think thats great!

I don't believe in spanking kids at all, no way. And in addition, Maybe in some kids defense, (not yours), Mommy does have a big fat ass. The truth might hurt, but it should not be punished.
Philip

I turned out mostlly Normal.

Spanking is fine...just don't touch your children.

Have you seen the way kids are today? I turned out OK. discipline is one thing abuse is completely different. I know my parents love(d) me. Seems like nowadays if you yell at you're kids or discipline them in any way either the cops will be at you're door or you have to lock you're bedroom door so they don't try to kill ya!! Then they blame it on the parents because of some B*%^sh&t whining crybaby excuse! Don't worry I don't beat my daughter..but she does know who the boss is!!! And if she doesn't like it then when she turns 18, you're on you're own!!! Learn the hard way!

both of those are good!

I was at the store yesterday.... I could of swore EVERY kid in there was whinning, crying, throwing a fit... and mom is standing there yelling ...in the store.
I'll tell ya ... my son never acted like that... and if he did...
he knew he would be in big trouble.
I am a firm believer in discipline... it's a must!
its the form of discipline that is important. as well as showing love, encouragment and praise.
Usually kids act like that cause they can and/or they are looking for attention from their parents. if a child feels secure and is schooled on good/bad ..
they have no reason to act up... if they do ... they propably test'n ya...
I don't know.... but when Jake see's kids acting like that... he stands there staring at em... asking me "mom why is that kid acting like that ?"


I don't knooow....