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Old 06-27-2002 | 02:56 PM
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Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to dry herself with, so she took off her panties, wiped herself and threw them away.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon off of a flower
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The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: " We have to be on the lookout, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...."

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, 'We will never forget you."

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Old 06-27-2002 | 02:59 PM
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Old 06-27-2002 | 03:01 PM
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What happened to your Viagra joke, I liked it better
 
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Old 06-27-2002 | 03:09 PM
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What happened to your Viagra joke, I liked it better
Sorry TL....self-censorship there. The more I saw it, the less I liked it. After all, I have set the bar VERY high....
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