I decided to try horseback riding, even though I had no lessons or prior experience. I mounted the horse unassisted and the horse immediately sprang into motion. It galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but I began to slip from the saddle. In terror, I grabbed for the horse's mane, but I couldn't get a firm grip. I tried to throw my arms around the horse's neck, but I slid down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse galloped along, seemingly ignorant of me slipping off.

Finally, I gave up my grip, and I attempted to leap away from the horse and throw myself to safety. Unfortunately, my foot became entangled in the stirrup, and I was then at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as my head was struck against the ground over and over. As my head was battered against the ground, and I was moments away from unconsciousness when to my great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, saw me and unpluged the horse.

This only happens to blondes.

Wannabe

ROFLMAO

and I was just thinking as I was reading, "Poor baby. I will send a condolence note even though I have never met her..."
marc

Just when I was really beginning to feel sorry for you...along came Bobby . Oh well got me good

Feeding the horse some more quarters ??

ROTFLMAO!!!!

You got us Tracy! Good one.

Yep, You had me going too.

Wheres the pictures of LOTO?

Did Todd find out anything about the motor yet?

I can't stand horses either. Living ones or plastic ones. I've been thrown, bitten, stepped on, leaned against, and cr#pped on by them. Only good for glue, I say.

Give me horsePOWER.