OK I think I might get a little heat from this one, but I thought they where funny.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks
you're a fat skank.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my
crotch.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of
my car... I don't give a crap where you go.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face


Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do
you.

ya you are going to take some heat for that

Ya!

Damn, it's getting hot in here

THOSE ARE SEXIST AND JUST PLAIN WRONG.!!!!!!

Got any more ???


by the way is it sexist or sexxist ? never used that word before

Well needed this morning!!!!!

This is just more proof of how sick our people have become. If you don't see the point you are probably infected.

Keep it coming. No offense here

No problems here