One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too." "But, sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."

Actually I am going to talk to my lawyer today. Do you think I should tell him this joke? HA!

Nobody loves a good lawyer joke more than a lawyer.

Very phkn funny...ha ha.

I just got back from seeing one to try to recoup $15K that a GC screwed me out of. He actually seemed ok, the last one I went to see actually asked me to leave. He was such a pompous ass, with his cavalier attitude about me losing the money. He acted like anyone that wasn't a lawyer was a second class citizen. It didn't sit well with me, and I explained my feelings about that to him in no uncertain terms.

If you think lawyers are bad, you need to do business with some of the phkingGC's I deal with in construction. They make the bad lawyers look like Albert Switzer.