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Old 08-09-2002, 05:32 PM
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Talking Lawyer Joke!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a PR man; he just sat on the edge of
the bed, telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk
about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was.....God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but explain to me, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
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Old 08-09-2002, 05:40 PM
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Stamp collector...
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Old 08-09-2002, 08:38 PM
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I thought husband ten was a gormet
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a zupe de what? What ever happened to a Whopper!!!
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Old 08-10-2002, 11:55 AM
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Yeah, what GFB said!!!! As far as I'm concerned Too Old is a gormet cook!!!!! Bring on the fries!! Bring on the shakes!!!!

Oh, and my name is Mike and I'm single (sort of). Not married that is.
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Old 08-10-2002, 12:08 PM
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How about a lawyer that collects stamps???
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Old 08-10-2002, 01:00 PM
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this was nice
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Old 08-10-2002, 05:12 PM
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LAWYER JOKE..........................
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