*OT: Monday Funny!!!
11-18-2002 | 01:21 PM
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*OT: Monday Funny!!!
The Dot
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out about something exciting and relate it to the
class the next day. The first little boy called upon,
walked up to the front of the class,and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard,
then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him
just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." She said, "But what is so
exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," said the little boy, "but this
morning my 16 year old sister was missing one, Dad had
a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
shot himself."
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out about something exciting and relate it to the
class the next day. The first little boy called upon,
walked up to the front of the class,and with a piece
of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard,
then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him
just what it was.
"It's a period," said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that." She said, "But what is so
exciting about a period?"
"Darned if I know," said the little boy, "but this
morning my 16 year old sister was missing one, Dad had
a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
shot himself."
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