Things To Do At Wal-mart
12-18-2002 | 01:37 PM
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Things To Do At Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Pick up condom packages &randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
in housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! No! Not those voices again'.
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper
in here!
1. Pick up condom packages &randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3
in housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
position and scream 'NO! No! Not those voices again'.
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper
in here!
12-18-2002 | 02:51 PM
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From: Lewis Center, Ohio
Re: Things To Do At Wal-mart
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
-So much fun!!!
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
gotta do that one!!
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
-Fun on elevator- say you tried comitting suicide off a building that was to low yesterday, but this one is higher, then push the button to the top floor.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.
gotta do that soon!!
others- push each other in carts really wrecklessly, runninginto slelvs and such.
-So much fun!!!
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
gotta do that one!!
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
-Fun on elevator- say you tried comitting suicide off a building that was to low yesterday, but this one is higher, then push the button to the top floor.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from 'Mission Impossible'.
gotta do that soon!!
others- push each other in carts really wrecklessly, runninginto slelvs and such.
12-18-2002 | 07:06 PM
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From: Palm Harbor, FL
****, And I just came from Wal Mart *****'n and moaning to my wife how I wanted to go home......and now to know how much fun I could have had, not to mention she would never ask me to go shopping again !!!! I'm in next time......Wardey
12-19-2002 | 02:08 PM
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From: Kentucky - where the women are so fast we have to put a governor on 'em!!
Stupid Human Tricks on an elevator...
Couple years ago on a luxury ocean liner a friend of mine got on one of the glass elevators with an remote-control electronic whoopie cushion in his fanny-pak. A couple of us would get on with him, then wait for some unsuspecting victims to get on. He would hit the button between floors, at which point the rest of us would act disgusted and start backing away from him. The rest of our group was watching from outside the glass elevator. Very juvenile, but also very funny!
Works great in airports too!!
Works great in airports too!!
