My First Humor Attempt On OSO
05-02-2003 | 09:31 AM
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My First Humor Attempt On OSO
A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying , 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two tickets to Tittsburg'.........So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. It was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self centered, fat assed , miserable b1tch."
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying , 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two tickets to Tittsburg'.........So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. It was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self centered, fat assed , miserable b1tch."
