A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting
the
$100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they
decided
to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he
instructed
his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President
thought
this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little
boy was
delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note
to
God,
which read:
Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that
for some
reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those *******s
deducted
$95.00 in taxes

Cute