OT:NO FUN to Work in a Cubicle
08-14-2003 | 11:44 AM
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OT:NO FUN to Work in a Cubicle
David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why It's NO FUN to Work in a Cubicle:
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than anyour coworkers.
and...the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle....
1. You can't slam the door and walk out when you quit.
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than anyour coworkers.
and...the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle....
1. You can't slam the door and walk out when you quit.
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