Troutly: as a man of "the world" I'm sure you've heard this, but I'll repeat it just the same.

In regard to "the dangle" always remember:

"The angle of the dangle
is directly proportionate
To the mass of the a$$
When the rythym of motion is constant.

Outlaw

Does that mean "more torque on the dork results in straighter angle of dangle"? Too old probably knows this.

Angle of the dangle
Plus the heat of the meat
Divided by the square of the hair
Equals the mass of the ass.

oh good god.. has everyone been drugged tonight or something? I think I am in the twilight zone.

Where does the cube of the tube figure in?

I think some place around the grass on the ass.

Isn't there something about a chicken wing swinging from your ding a ling

Where else could you find such absurd information than right here "at home"?