I'm lookin'... Where's the Wednesday Humor??
11-19-2003 | 01:44 PM
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From: Cape Coral, Florida
Try This.....
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
11-19-2003 | 04:29 PM
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From: Houston, TX
Originally posted by TEAMBAJA
Its in your hand..........now pull up your pants!
Its in your hand..........now pull up your pants!
I guess that's why you "little" folks have to live in up North -- for the, "But honey... It's not really that small... It's just cold outside!" hahaha. Oopse, I mean Bahahahahahah.
Remember, "He who dealt it...." Sounds like someone has quite a "little" complex!
...All in good fun!
Last edited by Joe; 11-19-2003 at 04:42 PM.
11-21-2003 | 12:07 PM
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From: Bucyrus, Ohio
Originally posted by Joe
Wow, TEAMBAJA, you're right. It's quite humerous that I can walk around during the day, fully clothed, and keep the monster so well hidden!
I guess that's why you "little" folks have to live in up North -- for the, "But honey... It's not really that small... It's just cold outside!" hahaha. Oopse, I mean Bahahahahahah.
Remember, "He who dealt it...." Sounds like someone has quite a "little" complex!
...All in good fun!
Wow, TEAMBAJA, you're right. It's quite humerous that I can walk around during the day, fully clothed, and keep the monster so well hidden!
I guess that's why you "little" folks have to live in up North -- for the, "But honey... It's not really that small... It's just cold outside!" hahaha. Oopse, I mean Bahahahahahah.
Remember, "He who dealt it...." Sounds like someone has quite a "little" complex!
...All in good fun!
Joe, thanks for the response. Just remembered this thread and had to look it up!
It may be short, but its chubby..............
