I'll start...

Nice legs! What time do they open?

From formula31 on another thread...

Excuse me for staring, but looking at you has given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink.

LMAO!!!

Ask Thrill seeker, he will tell you more than 100.

excue me,wich one of you fine young ladies is going to give me a blow job? This I use all the time, so far about 2500 time, and it has worked once, kinda she went home with my friend...

Nice shoes! wanna F%@#k?

wanna help me whip up a quick batch of baby batter?

How about a blow-job and a pizza?

(a moment of silence as her pi$$ed off look gets stronger)

What's wrong...you don't like pizza?

Well, all these talks about blow jobs...they seem important.

Guess what my favorite shot is while out drinking???

So Bonnie....you like pizza too?

They are not the most important....but, important nonetheless!

again bonnie, you are my kinda chick