Perfect days
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> > PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
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> > 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
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> > 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
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> > 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
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> > 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
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> > 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
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> > 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
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> > 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
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> > 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
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> > 1:00 Shopping with friends.
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> > 3:00 Nap.
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> > 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
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> > 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
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> > 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
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> > 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
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> > 10:00 Hot shower.
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> > 10:30 Make love.
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> > 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
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> > 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
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> > PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:
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> > 6:00 Alarm
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> > 6:15 Blowjob.
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> > 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
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> > 7:00 Breakfast. Filet mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
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> > 7:30 Limo arrives.
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> > 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
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> > 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
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> > 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
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> > 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
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> > 11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
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> > 12:15 Blowjob.
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> > 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
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> > 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
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> > 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
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> > 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
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> > 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1,249 lbs.
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> > 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get fondled and massaged by naked super model.
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> > 7:00 Watch CNN News flash. Bin Laden found dead.
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> > 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 oz.. New York strip.
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> > 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
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> > 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
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> > 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
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> > 11:45 Go to bed.
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> > 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
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> > 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep. You da man!!

HAHA thats awsome.

7:00 Watch CNN News flash. Bin Laden found dead.

I like that!

[QUOTE=DaveP]Perfect days
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F'ing beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rotflmao

Make my reservations for me, sounds like a great day!!!!!

Somehow they forgot driving Bicardi Silver with Johnny at the throttles? They must not be boaters! It does sound like a great day though.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Ok..for those of you who asked for the boaters version:

PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:
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> > 6:00 Alarm
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> > 6:15 Blowjob.
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> > 6:30 Massive dump while reading the Powerboat Magazine.
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> > 7:00 Breakfast. Filet mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
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> > 7:30 Limo arrives.
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> > 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
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> > 8:15 Private jet to Key West, Florida.
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> > 9:30 Limo to Hilton Marina with 6 girls from the Red Garter Saloon.
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> > 9:45 Race Bacardi Silver with JT on the Sticks, finish 1st!
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> > 11:45 Lunch at Conch Republic with Bobby Moore, Jerry Gilbreath, Richie Powers & John Tomlinson
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> > 12:15 Blowjob at the Scrub Club on Duval Street.
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> > 12:30 Race Bacardi Silver with either Bobby, Jerry or Richie, finish 1st!
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> > 2:15 Limo back to airport with 6 Red Garter Saloon Girls. Drink 2 Jack n Cokes!
> > 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
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> > 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
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> > 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1,249 lbs.
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> > 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get fondled and massaged by naked super model.
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> > 7:00 Watch CNN News flash. Bin Laden found dead.
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> > 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 oz.. New York strip.
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> > 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
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> > 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
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> > 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
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> > 11:45 Go to bed.
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> > 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
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> > 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep. You da man!!

I like it. The girl part anyway!