The Jersey Boyz will be leaving Jersey in just a few short hours to embark on our journy to pilage beautiful Washington, N.C. See you all there! The Godfather, Bert, Smitty, Sticks, Mama, Boomer, Pop-Pop, Q-Ball. Steve Quick, open the gates of hell...Lobsterboy, here we come.

If you guys are going to come into backwoods North Carolina..........you are going to need an alias. Pick a name or one will be assigned to you.

1. Bubba
2. Jim Bob
3. Jed
4. Luke
5. Cletus
6. Billy Bob
7. Bo
8. Dale
9. Leon
10. Cooter
11. Luther
12. Enus
13. Delmont
14. Donny
15. Clint
16. Woody
17. Harley
18. Otis
19. Dingleberry
20. Jethro
21. Leroy
22. Elroy
23. Buford

For you ladies
1. Sue Ellen
2. Maybelle
3. Erlene
4. Hattie
5. Ruby Sue


A few other helpful tidbits while in North Carolina are......


Instead of saying "cake," cake becomes "sweet bread" down in the South.
Instead of saying "turn off the lights," Southerners say "cut off the lights."
"Soda pop" becomes "drank" in the South.
"Sweet potato pie" becomes "tater bread."
"You all" become "y'all," but drag the word out for a few seconds.
"Hello" becomes "Yello" when answering the phone.
"Lollipop" becomes a "sucker."
A "bag" of groceries becomes a "sack."
A "wash cloth" becomes a "rag."
A "movie theater" becomes a "picture show."
"Carry" becomes "tote" in the South.
"I guess" becomes "I reckon" in the South.
Instead of saying "family," Southerners say "Mom n 'em."
"I'm going to the store" becomes "i'm fixin to go to the market" in the South
Instead of "who's car will we be taking," it become "who's car we goin in.
"No" becomes "naw" in the South.
"Burger King" become "Burger Kang" in the South.
The "shopping cart" at the grocery store becomes a "buggy"
You aren't about to do something - you're fixing' to do something.
"License plate" becomes a "tag."

Augie, you and the Boyz be safe! See you tomorrow!

Call Augie, Cooter and see what happens.

But you could call him a Rat Bastard and that would be fine.