Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
12-17-2004 | 05:56 PM
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Rob
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From: Ms
Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
FIFTEEN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR WIFE IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone"?
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"!!!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone"?
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"!!!
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"!
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12-17-2004 | 09:03 PM
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
I got booted out of Nordstrom's lady's department once because I was in a fitting room with a girlfriend while she tried on clothing. ......... I guess hearing a man's voice coming from the women's fitting rooms freaked out a few people........ 
12-18-2004 | 01:17 AM
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Rob
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
Originally Posted by Madcow
I have done #1 a few times. It's very hard following someone through the cash line without giggling.
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