Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
12-19-2004 | 08:14 PM
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Rob
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
I started drinking early today 
I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling
They will not catch me a again 
Only if the had the anal LUBE 
.I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT
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I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling They will not catch me a again Only if the had the anal LUBE .I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT Next
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12-19-2004 | 08:19 PM
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388
I started drinking early today I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling They will not catch me a again Only if the had the anal LUBE .I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT
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I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling They will not catch me a again Only if the had the anal LUBE .I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT Next
12-19-2004 | 09:46 PM
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
I hate to admit it but I actually have done a few of those Rob
Last time I had Eva and her sister with me at Walmart I told them" You two get the paper towels and vaseline and I'll grab the Gatorade and condoms"
Eva wanted to run and hide but her sister suggested KY instead 
Her sister is the cool one with the personality
Last time I had Eva and her sister with me at Walmart I told them" You two get the paper towels and vaseline and I'll grab the Gatorade and condoms"
Eva wanted to run and hide but her sister suggested KY instead Her sister is the cool one with the personality
12-19-2004 | 10:34 PM
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
You guys will get a kick out of this story... In 1989 I went to Rio for two weeks with some buddies... Needless to say... It was a "boys" trip.... All of the guys were married except me... Well.... at about 10 pm the night before my flight... I got a call from one of the guys that was married... he asks me to buy a bunch of condoms for everyone... Because if their wives saw condoms in their luggage... the "jig" would be up... so ... Here I am at a grocery store ... 10:30 at night... buying 100 condoms and 8 rolls of film... The clerk was trying to keep a straight face.. He finally had to ask me what I was up to.........
12-20-2004 | 09:05 AM
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Re: Shopping with the Wife/GF at Wallmart
The remote control fart machine has become a tradition at boat shows for us. There are so many great places to hide one of those in a boat. You can't beat that fun on a crowded Saturday in a convention center!
