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Old 12-18-2004, 11:54 AM
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I get confused sometimes. Once I was supposed to go to Cox's Department Store and pick up a searsucker suit. Well I went to Sears and got thrown out
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Old 12-19-2004, 05:57 PM
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That's too funny
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Old 12-19-2004, 09:14 PM
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I started drinking early today I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling They will not catch me a again Only if the had the anal LUBE .I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT

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I started drinking early today I thought I would try the Trojans thing Security did not think it was funny at Wal Mart . I am learning to watch the ceiling They will not catch me a again Only if the had the anal LUBE .I feel sorry for the senior citizens.NOT

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Old 12-19-2004, 10:46 PM
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I hate to admit it but I actually have done a few of those Rob

Last time I had Eva and her sister with me at Walmart I told them" You two get the paper towels and vaseline and I'll grab the Gatorade and condoms" Eva wanted to run and hide but her sister suggested KY instead

Her sister is the cool one with the personality
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Old 12-19-2004, 11:34 PM
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You guys will get a kick out of this story... In 1989 I went to Rio for two weeks with some buddies... Needless to say... It was a "boys" trip.... All of the guys were married except me... Well.... at about 10 pm the night before my flight... I got a call from one of the guys that was married... he asks me to buy a bunch of condoms for everyone... Because if their wives saw condoms in their luggage... the "jig" would be up... so ... Here I am at a grocery store ... 10:30 at night... buying 100 condoms and 8 rolls of film... The clerk was trying to keep a straight face.. He finally had to ask me what I was up to.........
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its never works out for me to go shopping with the wife & the GF they always fight over my gifts
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Old 12-20-2004, 10:05 AM
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The remote control fart machine has become a tradition at boat shows for us. There are so many great places to hide one of those in a boat. You can't beat that fun on a crowded Saturday in a convention center!
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