Not real catchy but honest, how about-
"Bruin's Boat" since he helped pay for it..

How about "Title Switch Prison Beyatch"...

Or..."Goin' Down" (literally)"

Better yet...Very Bad Karma or Moron Scum Bag also seem appropriate...

Divenstar :angry-smiley-055:

How about:
"I'm a loser"
"Check's in the Mail"
or
"Phucking retard"
Man, you are going to JAIL!, dumbchit!
Dean

How about "#114326" or "Jailbird bound"

"WORLD'S THREE BIGGEST LIES"

since you've already committed the first and hopefully will soon experience the next two-
1. The Check is in the mail (for five months)
2. It's only a cold sore (your cellmate talking)
3. I won't c*m in your mouth (your cellmate again)

hmmmm Maybe i am a prude but why would someone want to put something crude on their boat??

I am not a saint but for crying out loud families are on the water boating and i can hear the kid now Daddy what does "Heat seeking moisture missel mean" ?

Why do we have to flaunt that we are obnoxious ?

I cringe everytime i see a crude name if for no other reason than it looks like the 9 year old that thinks it is cool to swear except he is older now, so he is going to write it out and display it somewhere (On a boat) Sorry this just does not make sense to me

LOL!
Get the guy his title. He paid your price.

boat name (Behind BARS with BABA) .. "how do they soap on a rope"

Boatme- I don't understand the need for an obnoxious or crude name to begin with with.

If you read this thread- http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=195865, you'll see why others are chiming in with appropriate names for this character.

"reach-around"