Offshoreonly.com - 26 Sonic on Ebay!!!

It looks like hooked on phonics worked for him.. ;) I wonder if his buddy who has the corvette shop is as sharp as he is?? :evilb:

I like how it was stripped for weight, but then they added a 100 & 20 gallon fuel tank along with 2 20 gallon water tanks..

Best of all it looks like a 100 thousand dollar sonic boat !!! :Whatever:

But act now and please be serious because he will entertain trades, but NO junk because this kind of boat is very nice and it took over 70k to customize this $hitbox that will outrun twin bigblocks.. !!!

LOL :D I think I just pizzed my self from reading this!! Quick someone buy this so he can go and get an "edjumakation".. lol.... :D
Jamie

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From the Ebay listing:

"This is a custom 26 ft cigarratte style boat . this boat was built bu a friend of minw who ran a custom corvette shop for 30 years . my friend spent 5 years building this boat . this boat started life as a 26 ft wellcraft cruiser and he built a speed boat from it , very little of the original boat is left . the man who built this specialized in custon fiberglass cars and boats so every surface is hand made . when built over 1000 pounds were removed from the weight of the boat ! everything was weighed and reweighed to remove weight with out sacraficing quality . the builder spent hours researching hull design and he worked on the shape of the keel and churn all the litle sharp ribs under the boat countless hours were spent on this boat. this boat has 2 fuel tanks a 100 and a 20 reserve . 2 20 gallon fresh water tanks , has running water in the restroom and in the bar . has a fridge and nice cabinets .this boat has a sturdy locking tool box built into the floor in fron of the bed , toss a rug down and it disapears! inside the cabin the floor was lowered over 2 feet! you can walk around inside the boat ! no crawling here!! has a sky light in the cabin and restroom , so much care was taken no screwes are visable on the interrior! it has a nice large bed on hydrallic cylenders that rise it up off the pedistal for lots of secure storage under the bed ! this boat also has flip up rear seat bottoms for storage along with compartments under the seats ! boat is in very good cond ! heres the best part ive got 2 different big blocks i could install either for you ! i have a brand new 454 bored 0.60 to 468 cid built and assembled by givens crankshaft service in charleston wv . it has speed pro forged pistons , heavy duity rods and its all balanced and blueprinted and assembled by givens . also they did the heads had been machined for x tra large stainless valves and high performance springs and rotator elemanators ! new voodoo cam and lifters roller rockers with polylocks this will come with all receipts with the motor givens is the oldest machine shop in town . , i also have a new 502 450 horse crate engine 450 horse with iron heads and roller cam , your choice of engine , both are new both are killer big blocks . boat has through hull exhaust with custom headers . has 2 new optima yellow batteries , has a msd tach with built in rev limiter , when this boat is in the water it looks like a 100 thousand dollar sonic boat !!! no expense was spared when he built the boat . when he built it he bought a new bravo one drive and molded the nose cone for speed . new steering assembley . very little hours of use . boat still shows well. this boat has been 60 mph with a 502 ! most boats this size need 2 big blocks to go that fast !!! one motor is alot easer on gas than 2 ! i am open to trades but no junk this is a very nice boat that over 70k was spent building ! will have the new power so let me know what you have i like camaros ,chevelles , gto ,mustang , 55 57 chevys ,street rods , harleys ,no dead beat bidders if bid please be serious i am !! if you need more pics let me know i can take pics of the engines if you like but they are both black ! the buyer can call machiene shop if needed , the other is gm crate.
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