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txlefty 02-27-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by 1bagger (Post 2039544)
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If this was on the transom of a Fountain no wonder no one sees it .

The reason why you can't see it on the transom, because all the Fountains are so far ahead!:D

wstultz 02-27-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2040526)
The reason why you can't see it on the transom, because all the Fountains are so far ahead!:D

The Sutphens see the sticker when the race is over and everyone makes it back to the dock a few hours after we do.

jeff1000man 02-27-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2040504)
You know I hate to jump on the bandwagon!

Jeff: Hello? Wellcraft I'm looking for tech support for my 82 Scarab.....

Wellcraft: A what? Sorry sir, I've been working here for over 10 years and we don't make those anymore! Let me connect you with Larry down in the basement! :D


Hello: THanks for calling vessel assist
George: I need a tow
VA: What seems to be the problem sir?
George: I am not sure. I was running just fine out behind Walden and all of a sudden the boat came to an abrupt stop.
VA: Sir, can you look over the railing and tell me if the boat looks a little higher than usual.
George: I am not sure because I don't take it out often. I can tell you that there is a small family building a sand castle near by.
VA: Sir, it sounds like you ran into a sand bar. We will be there soon. Please walk out as far as you can and take a picture with your camera phone for evidence. Have a nice day, and thanks for calling vassel assist.. again...:evilb: :mad: :(

tomtbone1993 02-27-2007 05:13 PM

you need to bring some orginal material to this forum

tomtbone1993 02-27-2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2039793)
Ring RIng: Hello, this is vessel assist.

Tomtbone: Help, can you come tow me?

Vessel assist: Who is this?

Tomtbone: Tomtbone

Vessel Assist: Oh, not again, Click>>>>>

for the record I have never called Vessel assist:cool:

jeff1000man 02-27-2007 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2040910)
you need to bring some orginal material to this forum

OK, How about this for original.

Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.

tomtbone1993 02-27-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2040918)
OK, How about this for original.

Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.

For the record again, I did not call you nor any one else in the Limo. I will ask you to step away from the bashing. Until you have burned up all the orginal delivery gas in your rig.

txlefty 02-27-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2040914)
for the record I have never called Vessel assist:cool:

It must be nice to have enough buddies to come get ya!:D But if you need the number it's 1-800 piece-of-crap. Or locally at 281-dumb-a$$! I got'em both on speed dial:drink:

txlefty 02-27-2007 06:05 PM

Have Kelly put the number in her phone as DAMN NOT AGAIN! or There Goes Another 6G's! :D

jeff1000man 02-27-2007 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2040932)
For the record again, I did not call you nor any one else in the Limo. I will ask you to step away from the bashing. Until you have burned up all the orginal delivery gas in your rig.

Toushea


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