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masher44 03-03-2007 07:19 PM

Vice President
 
Dear Topps Members,

I am worried about your VP....

Does he only allow men on his boat?:rolleyes: I heard it is a triple sausage festival.

I promise to only give it to you guys easy this summer. Dont want to hurt too many feelings.

Please submit your names so I can schedule your personalized ass whippin. Time slots are booking up fast.

Love,

Masher

tomtbone1993 03-04-2007 01:15 AM

Becareful what you say about their Leader..........you have been warned.

tomtbone1993 03-19-2007 10:25 AM

I warned you no respect would be given..........

masher44 03-27-2007 12:02 PM

WOW none of you Texas boys want to step up and get the business this summer? I promise I wont make it hurt too bad. My little boat will own those lakes? I thought you guys were tough:rolleyes:

spk1 03-27-2007 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2072388)
WOW none of you Texas boys want to step up and get the business this summer? I promise I wont make it hurt too bad. My little boat will own those lakes? I thought you guys were tough:rolleyes:

34 years old and been smoking for 13 years. I started smoking when my baseball career ended and I stopped chewing Beech Nut I was up to over a pack a day for quite a while and started to feel like crap. I set April 3rd as my last day and so far so good
Day 1 is almost over. Using the patch and had cravings but not too bad. I worked, drank coffee, dealt with a bunch of crap at the office and held strong.

Make sure you hide ur patch before U come over, :evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-27-2007 01:48 PM

I think I will sit back on this one.....this should be good:evilb:

masher44 03-27-2007 07:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2071122)
Spk1....Hurry up and buy something!

I see your boat is fast:rolleyes: I found this pic of it....


























































:rolleyes:

spk1 03-27-2007 08:20 PM

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Ohhh, I see you do your home work,, lol ,
"I went 3.5 months and picked them back up. Stupid stupid reasons... My date is March 1st for good. I am getting the cold laser treatment this time. I used the patch last year and it worked. Broke off a relationship and started back up"

I think I figured out why they didnt work?

Attachment 268514

:D

spk1 03-27-2007 08:27 PM

Now hurrry up and pledge allegiance to TOPPS,, turn in your SBRT card,, and you wont need any more patches of any kind, :D

tomtbone1993 03-27-2007 08:38 PM

SPK1 you know I have your back:cool:

spk1 03-27-2007 08:39 PM

:drink:

joew. 03-27-2007 09:37 PM

As do I, although I am not sure were to jump in on this one???? Maybe alittle clear direction???

spk1 03-27-2007 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2073147)
As do I, although I am not sure were to jump in on this one???? Maybe alittle clear direction???

Im surrre masher will paint a real clear picture in a second or two, :D

tomtbone1993 03-27-2007 10:07 PM

let me warn you boys Masher is a funny muther focker.....he will truley enjoy this:cool:

spk1 03-27-2007 10:27 PM

Well let him know when you come inside our house U better be ready to playyy,, :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 03-27-2007 10:33 PM

Yuppp, Thats exactly how I remember him, :D

tomtbone1993 03-27-2007 10:36 PM

poor guy is standin on the back seat

spk1 03-27-2007 10:36 PM

He used to wear alot more bling tho, :evilb:

masher44 03-27-2007 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2073147)
As do I, although I am not sure were to jump in on this one???? Maybe alittle clear direction???

Your sister said SPK1 was a sissy

masher44 03-28-2007 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2041830)
I am thinking of doing something crazyy,, and wanted some advice before I do so.

Recently I found a realy good deal on a 36' sport fishing boat, It has a large cabin,(2 staterooms) and a salon. It is in very good condition, just remodeled with paint inside and out, interior, and recent engine maintainence. I know in alot of cases you dont make money on a boat,, but if I got rid of my apt in the city,, and just crashed on the boat during the week. (marina is 15mins from work), I would save about $1000 a month that could go towards the boat. any thoughts?

The slip is going to be about $250 a month, and the payment on the boat with a good down, and a 5yr note is close to $500.

nice rig.... :rolleyes: are you painting your moped to match?

spk1 03-28-2007 12:42 AM

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I always wondered why Masher would feel the need to do this to SlimShady.
Attachment 268570

Well,,,,



Your probably still thinking its cool,,, :chimp:













Give up???






Some things are apparent all along.

Attachment 268571

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 03-28-2007 12:46 AM

I dont even think Ur Moms MeatBalls R going to Get you out of that 1. :eek:

masher44 03-28-2007 01:07 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2073320)
I dont even think Ur Moms MeatBalls R going to Get you out of that 1. :eek:

Get used to that view... all you will see is the transom from WHATEVER junk you finance for 50 years... nice pic of the TOPPS party...:rolleyes:

spk1 03-28-2007 01:27 AM

Aww, Come on mash,,, I was just fooling around,, Your set up (slim) is top notch,, and definently hard to beat,, bustin ur ballz just means we like ya, :drink:

masher44 03-28-2007 08:12 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2073326)
Aww, Come on mash,,, I was just fooling around,, Your set up (slim) is top notch,, and definently hard to beat,, bustin ur ballz just means we like ya, :drink:

really?:rolleyes: dont worry... tbone is getting it first. 3 engines vs. 1....:cool:

wstultz 03-28-2007 12:51 PM

It definitely is slim. Where do you fit your biatches?

tomtbone1993 03-28-2007 02:54 PM

Masher sometimes you got to do what you got to do.......the flood gate is open let them have it..........not givin Slim any respect

masher44 03-29-2007 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2073908)
Masher sometimes you got to do what you got to do.......the flood gate is open let them have it..........not givin Slim any respect

They will get it. :cool:

tomtbone1993 03-29-2007 10:21 PM

This message has been deleted by spk1. Reason: Negotiating a truce




don't hold back..........its way to early to rasie the white flag

spk1 03-31-2007 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2073908)
Masher sometimes you got to suck it up and take it like a man.......the flood gate is open let him have it..........Slim deserves no respect

NOw thats what I like to here from El padrino :evilb: You heard him,, :evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-31-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2077049)
NOw thats what I like to here from El padrino :evilb: You heard him,, :evilb:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

masher44 03-31-2007 02:31 PM

Mr. Vice President,

Is it true you have to own a boat to be in Topps?

tomtbone1993 03-31-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2077187)
Mr. Vice President,

Is it true you have to own a boat to be in Topps?

you would be correct.......

masher44 03-31-2007 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2077249)
you would be correct.......

SO what is the deal with spk1?:chimp:

tomtbone1993 04-01-2007 12:46 AM

he is not a member yet......he is in between boats he will be back in the sadle shortly...

masher44 04-01-2007 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2077571)
he is not a member yet......he is in between boats he will be back in the sadle shortly...

what a d1ck... he better be buying something that isnt a POS. I have a feeling I will laugh at it anyways:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 11:42 AM

spk1 is a good guy......

spk1 04-02-2007 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078724)
spk1 is a good guy......

:cool:

spk1 04-02-2007 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078724)
spk1 is a good guy......

"I never really know what he's Doinngg Back there" :D

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 01:35 PM

MOM i want some MEATLOAF


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