Activator Death Squad
Ready to OWN Conroe and Clear Lake....
Why are all you ***gy Texans skeered? Yes that right... there will be TWO single engine BASHERS coming to demo your junk if needed. One set on kill.... the other on destroy.:cool: Good Luck ladies. Awful quiet in here........ better get wrenching. |
I will get you a list started before you get to the best
Scary Mary 38 Scarab Crap Shoot 38 Fountain Skanktuary 41 Gibson......yeah a 41 Gibson Trouble Maker 30 Sutphen Then maybe just then you will get your shot at Smooth Operator... If you beat me after going thru these boys ... I will introduce you to Arista Cat my money is you will get smoked by the Gibson:cool: |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2075555)
I will get you a list started before you get to the best
Scary Mary 38 Scarab Crap Shoot 38 Fountain Skanktuary 41 Gibson......yeah a 41 Gibson Trouble Maker 30 Sutphen Then maybe just then you will get your shot at Smooth Operator... If you beat me after going thru these boys ... I will introduce you to Arista Cat my money is you will get smoked by the Gibson:cool: You want a cat? I will bring one.... I will just save time and bring the one in my avatar:cool: If Arista Crack is a V, he better be bringing 110 or play hide the sausage with spk1.... |
you should be more concerned with the Gibson:eek:
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... and Slim's evil twin brother will bring 120+.... ;)
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a have a resin bucket with 454's that will give it a run for its money...........but who are we kiddin JC would never come to H-Town....
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Im thinking this is all I will need to handle slim thO, :D
All I need is for someone to paint slim shady on the side of it. |
Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2076185)
All I need is for someone to paint I love penis on the side of it. |
this will be good SPK1 will not allow this to happen.......
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Scary Mary can beat the Crap shoot and the Gibson. Please re arrange the pecking order.
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Originally Posted by masher44
(Post 2076267)
:evilb:
Originally Posted by masher44
(Post 2075664)
... and my new male life partner will perform fellatio for only 120.... ;)
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2076185)
I like it when the pit bull brothers give me 2 in the stink.
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Oh this show is getting good.
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
(Post 2077017)
Scary Mary can beat the Crap shoot and the Gibson. Please re arrange the pecking order.
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How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078785)
How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078785)
How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:
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Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:
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Im definently going to make my rounds at this years youth soccer season. :D
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puzzies:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078872)
Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078872)
Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator? |
You know the night before any race,, you must qualify by drinking us under the table,,,:cool:
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078897)
I hope that wasnt lazer.
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Originally Posted by joew.
(Post 2078900)
Nice
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078893)
You know the night before any race,, you must qualify by drinking us under the table,,,:cool:
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Originally Posted by spk1
(Post 2078916)
I waited all morning for you to say it, lol
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2078918)
do you really think this guy can drink?
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"****ter's Full, Merry Christmas!"
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?
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Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2078968)
Is she taking you to Prom?
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Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2078978)
Damn I hope so......Just like our boy Matthew McConnhey said "I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age":D
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:evilb: :evilb:
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Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D
So are you Grandpa?? |
Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2080097)
you are a sick...sick man.....you need help
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Originally Posted by txlefty
(Post 2080104)
I guess I won't tell you bout the "home movies".......They're creepy and they're kookie, and altogether spookie! :evilb: OH DAMN I CRACK MYSELF UP!!!!!!:D
Thanks, New membership |
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
(Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?
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