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masher44 03-29-2007 09:11 PM

Activator Death Squad
 
Ready to OWN Conroe and Clear Lake....


Why are all you ***gy Texans skeered? Yes that right... there will be TWO single engine BASHERS coming to demo your junk if needed. One set on kill.... the other on destroy.:cool: Good Luck ladies.

Awful quiet in here........ better get wrenching.

tomtbone1993 03-29-2007 10:16 PM

I will get you a list started before you get to the best

Scary Mary 38 Scarab

Crap Shoot 38 Fountain

Skanktuary 41 Gibson......yeah a 41 Gibson

Trouble Maker 30 Sutphen

Then maybe just then you will get your shot at Smooth Operator...

If you beat me after going thru these boys ... I will introduce you to Arista Cat


my money is you will get smoked by the Gibson:cool:

masher44 03-30-2007 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2075555)
I will get you a list started before you get to the best

Scary Mary 38 Scarab

Crap Shoot 38 Fountain

Skanktuary 41 Gibson......yeah a 41 Gibson

Trouble Maker 30 Sutphen

Then maybe just then you will get your shot at Smooth Operator...

If you beat me after going thru these boys ... I will introduce you to Arista Cat


my money is you will get smoked by the Gibson:cool:

PLZZZZ N...

You want a cat? I will bring one.... I will just save time and bring the one in my avatar:cool: If Arista Crack is a V, he better be bringing 110 or play hide the sausage with spk1....

tomtbone1993 03-30-2007 12:57 AM

you should be more concerned with the Gibson:eek:

masher44 03-30-2007 01:03 AM

... and Slim's evil twin brother will bring 120+.... ;)

tomtbone1993 03-30-2007 01:14 AM

a have a resin bucket with 454's that will give it a run for its money...........but who are we kiddin JC would never come to H-Town....

spk1 03-30-2007 02:07 PM

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Im thinking this is all I will need to handle slim thO, :D

All I need is for someone to paint slim shady on the side of it.

masher44 03-30-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2076185)

All I need is for someone to paint I love penis on the side of it.

:evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-31-2007 09:23 AM

this will be good SPK1 will not allow this to happen.......

jeff1000man 03-31-2007 10:55 AM

Scary Mary can beat the Crap shoot and the Gibson. Please re arrange the pecking order.

spk1 03-31-2007 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2076267)
:evilb:


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2075664)
... and my new male life partner will perform fellatio for only 120.... ;)

:p

masher44 03-31-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2076185)
I like it when the pit bull brothers give me 2 in the stink.

:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 03-31-2007 02:29 PM

Oh this show is getting good.

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2077017)
Scary Mary can beat the Crap shoot and the Gibson. Please re arrange the pecking order.

i will make the change after you put the new hamsters in your cage:cool:

spk1 04-02-2007 12:39 PM

How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:

joew. 04-02-2007 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078785)
How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:

Not this long:(

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078785)
How long should a hang over last? :rolleyes:

i will never drink yeager again:(

spk1 04-02-2007 01:51 PM

Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:

spk1 04-02-2007 01:53 PM

Im definently going to make my rounds at this years youth soccer season. :D

masher44 04-02-2007 02:04 PM

puzzies:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078872)
Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078872)
Every time I cough I can taste scotch and water,, On another note, the milf group was in force at the topps party. :drink:


Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?

spk1 04-02-2007 02:08 PM

You know the night before any race,, you must qualify by drinking us under the table,,,:cool:

spk1 04-02-2007 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?

I hope that wasnt lazer.

joew. 04-02-2007 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078897)
I hope that wasnt lazer.

Nice
:D

spk1 04-02-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2078900)
Nice
:D

I waited all morning for you to say it, lol

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078893)
You know the night before any race,, you must qualify by drinking us under the table,,,:cool:

do you really think this guy can drink?

joew. 04-02-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2078916)
I waited all morning for you to say it, lol

I am only runnin on 3 cylinders today, I will try to pick up the pace:cool:

spk1 04-02-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078918)
do you really think this guy can drink?

No but, wade might need him to drop by later on.

wstultz 04-02-2007 02:49 PM

"****ter's Full, Merry Christmas!"

txlefty 04-02-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?

She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D

tomtbone1993 04-02-2007 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D

Is she taking you to Prom?

txlefty 04-02-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078968)
Is she taking you to Prom?

Damn I hope so......Just like our boy Matthew McConnhey said "I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age":D

spk1 04-02-2007 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2078978)
Damn I hope so......Just like our boy Matthew McConnhey said "I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age":D

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 04-02-2007 03:50 PM

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:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-02-2007 08:12 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D


So are you Grandpa??

tomtbone1993 04-03-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2078965)
She's not my girl !!! Just friends...But she does look like Wenesday, I've got a Adam's Family fetish! :D

you are a sick...sick man.....you need help

txlefty 04-03-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2080097)
you are a sick...sick man.....you need help

I guess I won't tell you bout the "home movies".......They're creepy and they're kookie, and altogether spookie! :evilb: OH DAMN I CRACK MYSELF UP!!!!!!:D

jeff1000man 04-03-2007 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2080104)
I guess I won't tell you bout the "home movies".......They're creepy and they're kookie, and altogether spookie! :evilb: OH DAMN I CRACK MYSELF UP!!!!!!:D

Tom, please add "I have a 10 foot TV at my house" somewhere on the pick up line list.

Thanks, New membership

spk1 04-03-2007 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2078890)
Why does Lefty's new girl friend look like the girl from How To Catch a Predator?

I just got that one. "Dateline" right? LMAO


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