1000th post!
 

This is my 1000th post!! My company should be proud of me!

Kennyo,
I am proud of you, and Nissan should be too:rolleyes: ! I'm sure your job requires good computer skills:D ..............
Steve

Chevrolet must be disappointed in me.:drink:

I'm proud of your Charlie.

Way to go KennyO. Pretty risky posting in the US Section during work hours?

Now catch up grass hopper:drink: :drink:

Thanks dad........now what do you need warranted

Kenny, your future looks bright......for getting fired. But seriously, the way I figure it, you have gotten paid for the last 12+ years that I am aware of and you have not done anything at work the whole time, so you are probably safe. I keep watching the business section in the Tennessean to see if you are president of the Nissan plant yet. You are definately management material. In order to catch up with Stink Poker, you will have to Jack off 24/7 and post on every board on the internet all day long. I am pulling for ya.....not literally.....

My post count is getting ready to go up again......I am having a titanium cage put in my back in a couple of months....I will be on the couch, on morphine, and nothing to do.....so LOOK OUT! Everyone has already offered to come over and phuck my wife while I am down.......

That sounds like some of my friends!:drink:

I have some very caring ones......thats for sure.

Some will want the wife and some will just want the morphine!!

Give me the morphine and i'll do everyones wife!

I agree with Thunderusone! I'm getting carpal tunnel thinking about it master.

The mo-phine will make your sticker peck out. Kenny, I tried to call you Sunday. We were up there cruising around. I checked the usual hangouts and never saw you. Eric said we met Corey coming down the lake but I missed him too. It only cost me $3500.00 for Sunday. $500.00 for a tank of gas that I burned and the $3000.00 for the Upper XR gear case that I trashed. So far 800ft lb no likey XR upper?? I got a whopping 12 hrs out of that one. I am looking for a set of Sixes. I am getting a gear set and upper vertical made out of unobtainium.....it that breaks, I am putting speedmasters on this winter.

I herniated a disk jacking off.....I am going to have to go back to one hand.....

A titanium cage..........man you're gonna be worth a fortune if they melt you down:rolleyes: ......maybe you could use that in your drives and settle for stainless in the back? Now where does that line start:D ??
Regards,
Steve

The peanut gallery is now open! Titanium is old news......if you don't have ball peened cryo treated flame hardened unobtanium parts in your drive......you don't have dik!

Jon, I saw ya'll go by. We were right past 4 seasons trying to stay out of everyones way. Cory left before I got to the dock so I didn't make the trip up river.
I think Eddie needs to put a progressive governor on your engines or add a back up diesel to get you planed off!


P.S. Confucius say "it better to go slow often than fast once!"

Well, I have been babying it out of the hole trying to save the drives. The shorties have definately hurt the holeshot.....but not as much as the props from bblades. What part of "DO NOT take any diameter off" is hard to understand. I have a stock set of 30's that are night and day difference. Anyway, I found out that Merc is backordered on Gears until mid june, So I scored a set out of Cali that are being overnighted. Hopefully I will be up and running by the weekend. I like your signature.....JACKAZZZ!!!!!!!

I'll change when your floating again......you know a little incentive!

Gear set should be here today and Max Machine upper verticals tomorrow!

John,
If you really want to be popular, you should have that titanium cage put in your d-ck:D .......................
Steve

Yeah, There is no way you can wear it out doing that "jack off" thing your always talking about!!!

Now that right there is funny.....I don't care who you are! If it got any harder, I am afraid it would shatter. Titanium won't work....most of the time I put it in soft then let if get hard and listen to pelvic bones crack....

And.....to all you biches.....my name is spelled JOHN!

I am going to start calling you Steev and Kenni. Kenni is a little more feminine......I think I will go with that. Are yall going to old stumpy this weekend?

John,
(The Jon was following Kenny's lead, though maybe he knew something I didn't:rolleyes: :D ).................
Hopefully going to OH this weekend. Weather looks ?? but going to try.
Steve

I'm glad you cleared that up. I always did think that was the french way to spell it.

Kenny, it is 3:45AM Sunday morning and my chit is back together ready to go....SO CHANGE YOUR SIGNATURE!! I have stayed up all night working on interior and putting the drive on. EB got me all back together. I will out tomorrow afternoon provided the weather holds...!!:D :D :evilb: :evilb:

This thread is crackin' me up!

How's this!!

The only reason I am not "Typewriter Key" whipping you is that over time you break as much chit as I do. But....you have not heard the best one yet... I bought my 2 inch shorties off of some guy here on OSO. He said they were 1.5's. EB called me and asked what gear ratio I "thought" I was running. He had to take the lower apart to check it and clean it. He said there were 1.34 gears in it. This whole time......I have been running around with the new motors and 1.34 gears in my boat......tell me those motors don't have some NUTZ!!! So, he is changing them out to 1.5's in a couple of weeks ...I have another set here at the shop. So I should pick up a few mph and a lot of midrange punch. Now, I need a set of 32 or 34 pitch bravo's. That will also put less stress on my upper gearset so it will have a shot at lasting a season.

Kenny, check out my location......in front of you.....

Check out my azz.....Kiss it!

Your going to have to put a wing on the front of that Badboy to keep the nose down. Your getting up in Big E country!

Check out my Dik....suk it!

I knew I should have used that one first!

Great....... now get off the computer and get a life:D :D

You left the door open as wide as your ole ladies legs! DAYUUUMMMM!!!

Speaking of getting a life.....do you not have a boat club in Texas??

I think you all are just post whorin' now:drink: