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tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 05:20 PM

lefty's new website


www.boatswithoutblowersbuthavescoops.com

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 05:22 PM

jeffoooo1 new website


www.igotsmokedbyagibson.com

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 05:36 PM

Questions that will be asked at the 1st general meeting

Did anyone else see that freight train pass me on the lake?

-Jeff



Does anyone know where Jeff went with my date?


-George



Can I really bbq with my motor oil?


-Wade



Is hair club for men right for me?


-Chad


Did anyone see the bath tub I passed?

-Andy



Can Andy offend anymore of my friends?

-Kelly


Does this shirt make my arms look bigger?

-Colter

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060388)
Tom you need a pit crew and some motivation to put that thing back together. I will take care of the motivation. "HELLO MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND FINISH THAT BOAT. YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!, SO FROM NOW ON HERE IS YOU HERE IS ME! WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTER, WELL LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US A REGULAR BILL SHAKESPEAR! WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PAPER NOT FOR WRITTING BUT FOR ROLLIN DUBBIES" Hope thatr helps, now go get'm tiger!

bring it on....lets get er done......:cool:

joew. 03-16-2007 05:40 PM

I always thought my 9" was normal?

-Joe

joew. 03-16-2007 05:45 PM

What is it like changing your oil and not having half a piston in it?
-Tom

joew. 03-16-2007 05:52 PM

Hey did you guys see me on Date Line's special on how to catch a child predator last night?

-George

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 01:19 AM

good stuff

bigandy 03-17-2007 03:05 AM

2 Attachment(s)
just for the record its,

Skanktuary
Dabut, TX

and we shall be in the water tomorrow, however i am going to have breakfast and lunch at Goose's Acre before hand so i may need a co-pilot.

Got on plane in the no wake zone in front of papas thursday night and a bartender called me today, said i sent o wave over the bulkhead!!!!

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 10:08 AM

Does the planning speed only law apply for houseboats on Lake Conroe at night?

-Andy


Do you think I can smoke Scary Mary & Crap Shoot with one engine off, and 40 conroe tiger girls?

-Andy


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