The B.S. Thread
 

O.K. boys....here it is.

Let the games begin!

:evilb: :evilb: :drink:

no takers huh?

my head still hurts......

WHERE ARE ALL THE BEEOTCHES AT :snide: !?!

i heard bigandy offened all the girls saturday night.......:eek:

He definitely offended George.

George has started making a habit of sleeping on my couch. I am going to see if he will help with the mortgage.

So he and George are not combining to make the deal of the century on some old whipples??:evilb:

I just heard George and Andy were discussing what it was like to break 60 MPH

OHHHHH:evilb:

Those two will be wheeling and dealing all year and the superchargers will still be sitting on my work bench.

Let's put them both out of their misery and sell them on ebay. Take the money and go to Cancun since it is spring break>>>:drink:

yeah I just got a call from Stacey and she was asking who the big guy was with all the french fries hanging out of his mouth as he grabbed her boob! What are you gonna do!?! If someone would tell me that the damn Whipples would work on my boat, I'd install 'em.

Tom gett off your lazy azz and fix your boat.....unless you have to ask permission from Kelly! :eek: Are any of you fools gonna be out Thursday? I'm off and few us are planning on the island during the day before the concert at Papas.....It's supposed to be awesome!! 82 and sunny!

I'll bring the tow truck. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tom thanks for letting me crash on your couch.....I'll return the favor anytme! :drink:

Jeff you can't tow your boat to the island! :D

Motor goes back in in the morning. Hook it up in the evening. Pete makes some adjustments thursday morning, Kicking your ass thursday afternoon.

--Well it sounded good anyway--

you boys just enjoy my boat being laid up..........it will be ready very soon......very soon......

I'm sure the insurance co is enjoying it.

That is the same thing Pete told me when he took on your boat. He said between you and George he could retire 10 years early.......

Hot off the CNBC newswire....Between Tom and Jeff.....JEGS'S stock as rose nearly 50%. It must be all those first quarter earnings attributed from Montgomery Texas! :D

That's no $hit. Summit racing knows me buy my middle name.

Anyone up for Papas steak night?

maybe. Are you bringing a new girl....if so, I'll invite Andy.

I prefer Fox news myself...fair and balanced:cool:

That's funny, Earl from Huber called me earlier and wanted to know what lefty did for a living that he could keep sending him trannies every quarter.

I feel sorry for you guys.......I will just start callin you trannies

I guess I could be like you guys and TRY to fix it myself. But I like being ON the water instead of talking about the "good ole days" when your boats ran. Since I have a real job and can afford to fix my ride, I'll let you grease monkeys get back to turning wrenches while I'm having a beer at the island tomorrow! :D

thats is a sure way to jenx your self..........thats alright :cool:

your right i doomed myself!:( v tom working on yours tonight?

Yah, that $12000 I saved sure was worth the extra month it took me.:evilb:

if i had leftys money i would burn mine........

Just think of all of the gas money we are saving

If I had as much money as lefty, I would retire.

the real question is who's boat will Connie be riding on this summer:eek:

Where did that come from??

a little birdy:drink:

Who's Connie?