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jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:28 AM

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
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> For example: If she is ovulating, she tends to be more attracted
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> No further studies are expected.
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jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:29 AM

No more long island ice tea. I had to cancel my appointment today and move it to thursday.

Joew is not allowed to discharge firearms in the middle of the night anymore either.

tomtbone1993 09-25-2007 11:55 AM

so this is the clean 47 that can be bought for 75K?????????This boat is fu(kin trashed........Min bid 127K It is also a 98 model ....you boys should stick to Kool-Aid vs. Long Island Ice Teas......http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=15564

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2283994)
so this is the clean 47 that can be bought for 75K?????????This boat is fu(kin trashed........Min bid 127K It is also a 98 model ....you boys should stick to Kool-Aid vs. Long Island Ice Teas......http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=15564

That is what I said. :violent-smiley-045:

BY U BOY 09-25-2007 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2283950)
No more long island ice tea. I had to cancel my appointment today and move it to thursday.

Joew is not allowed to discharge firearms in the middle of the night anymore either.

Long Island Tea and firearms:ernaehrung004:sound like yall had a good time:hitfan:

spk1 09-25-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2282568)
SSSOOO

we head for Galveston Friday night. Where do we stay? Can someone confirm leaving trucks and trailers at the basin?

You pay the launch fee,, and you can leave the trucks and trailers as long as you like, from what I understand. I can talk to a couple of the captains down there, and have them keep an eye on your chit, while we are gone as well,, yacht basin is secure. At any given time theres more than 50k worth of rods and reels sitting in the back of most of the boats on A dock.
I can talk to a friend, about staying at his bay house the night before as long as you monkeys dont trash it. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 09-25-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2284077)
Long Island Tea and firearms:ernaehrung004:sound like yall had a good time:hitfan:

I was wasted,, all I know is I saw jeff go running into the house with joes gun,, then joe said bring out the gun,, or Im going to drive my truck through your office,, and then I dont rememebr muuch more than a bang,, and jeff comes around the corner saying he found the ammo, lol. It was a good night. :ernaehrung004:

Oh starbucks on 105 next to home depot in the morning is one hell of a place to pick up young milfs with jobs. :D

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284143)
I was wasted,, all I know is I saw jeff go running into the house with joes gun,, then joe said bring out the gun,, or Im going to drive my truck through your office,, and then I dont rememebr muuch more than a bang,, and jeff comes around the corner saying he found the ammo, lol. It was a good night. :ernaehrung004:

Oh starbucks on 105 next to home depot in the morning is one hell of a place to pick up young milfs with jobs. :D

I forgot about the driving of the truck through the office.

So did you actually pick one up, or just stand there and drool?

spk1 09-25-2007 01:37 PM

Just talked to a guy I used to run charters out of the yacht basin for,, he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
Also Finiding the coastal from the yacht basin is no trouble at all, just head to seawolf park watch for the ferry, and the coastal is just to the left. Of where it docks :cool:

jeff1000man 09-25-2007 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2284152)
he says if you run offshore the time to get to lake charles is cut almost in half.
:cool:

Yeah and there is probably less chit to run over.


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