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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290676)

no big andy, but i hear baldwick homes was on his way to conroe at 2 in the morning... no need for columbain dirties i think those man lovers just monica lewinski each other!!

anybody see the dirty bastard who beat me to getting the first ultra light boat on conroe??? he's out there doing touch and go's right now!!! lets make friends with him so we can leave papas without worrying about the cops!!!!!!!

I don't think either one of us need to get anywhere near an Ultra Light.....they call those "Ultra Light" for a reason! :rolleyes:

It wouldn't be touch and go's....it'd be like touch and drown! :cool-smiley-027:

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290676)

That thing has been out here since last year. I was thinking the same thing though when we first saw him from pappas. We need a fleet of those things.

I knew spk1 was bluffing about having dirties coming to the manship. I think he was talking about baldwick.

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290686)

We'd be trying to dogfight those things and would accidently get caught up in the antennaes sticking off the top of the Islander.

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2290567)

anyone know anything about these boats.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Envis...QQcmdZViewItem

http://www.envisionboats.com/about/history.html

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

I will post the links for you, but I shall not waste my time reading it. I already know you will find an excuse why you won't buy it.:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290645)

joew and spk1 where having a man cruise last night on the Islander. Spotlights were being shined at 2:30am and engines were reved to the red line. Islander hit new max speed it sounded like. No word on wether Bigandy showed up with the columbian dirties.

:ernaehrung004::hitfan:

Now I am really glad I went home, they wanted me to go with them. I do not swing that way.....

QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2290704]http://www.envisionboats.com/about/history.html

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

I will post the links for you, but I shall not waste my time reading it. I already know you will find an excuse why you won't buy it.:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:[/QUOTE]

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:[

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290704)

:Whatever:

tbone had a good point the other day, if all you are going to do is post ebay listings you should petition ebay for a forum on there, this is for bs, slams, and bips!!!

besides none of you chumps are going to buy a new boat anyway, you barely have what it takes to keep your current junk running much less buy a new one!! you are all to cheap to trade yours in because they are only going to give you a 1/3 of what you have in it, they dont pay you more because you have had nine engines in it unless they are all still in it!!!

When someone gets a new boat then you can post pics of it, when i get back from my two week trip to bellville picking up my new 29" RC boat Tom posted i dont want to have to sift through 5 pages of ebay listings trying to catch up....

besides chad and spks dads arent going to get them new boats as soon as they find out they are man lovers, jeff pink and baby blue are your true colors anyway, bayou if a mortgage broker can put you together with a line like i re-fi you at cost you got no business dealing in an unregulated trade like boat brokers, you will end up with a $90k zodiac and a 180 month loan and you old lady turning tricks for a discount on the downpayment!

WHEW, I feel better now that i have gotten us back on track...