Bank called and said WTF?

I learned that a star crunch has a nice curve to it when thrown from a boat.

Esther's Seafood called, they said they found some keys in the water at their docks right where their chain link fence is bent in half



And don't mess with SPF shocker paste, or he will be giving you the shocker directly....

Yes, very nice throw.

Fence repair on isle 4. I am sure Esther's sea food has never had a floor show like the one they saw outside their windows on Friday.

Let's see. Nice quiet sea food dinner out with friends and neighbors all of a sudden interrupted by 3 very loud powerboats full of drunks falling into the water and pulling down chain link fences and throwing jello shots to their customers.

Star crunch ain't got $hit on a sauage kolache hummed at 70 miles an hour through the drivers door!

ClassicNothing like interrupting the 1960 class reunion with 20 drunks and 5 big blocks with no mufflersand ripping down a fence

I can understand why the bank called.....

We're all wondering WFT ?????? Splittin 20's and double downing on 3's

They want to know if you want to DOUBLE DOWN on your overdraft fees and SPLIT you checking account again...

Jeff the hotel called and said they found your golf ball on the roof.

Lefty did you have any dreams about belly buttons