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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:42 PM
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I wish I knew because even I could get laid with one of those.
No, no you couldn't....
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
because you actually believed it for a while


how about pushing lefty in the water 5 times with an alligator right there.
Even that alligator was not dumb enough to try and bite into gissly old Txlefty.
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
No, no you couldn't....
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:43 PM
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Wade owes me 106 golf balls
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:43 PM
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Yeah I loved walking through the casino looking like a drowned rat! But a drunk drowned rat!
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
don't forget the golf ball that was inches from my face at 200mphin the wrong direction.
That was when I wasn't drunk. So consider yourself lucky.
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:46 PM
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Tammy Thanks for making me do 16 jello shots in a row.
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:47 PM
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Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:49 PM
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How many beers and jell-o shots does it take to put out a motor fire???
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Old 10-15-2007 | 12:49 PM
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Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.
he said he was playing high limit slots. I think he ment to say he was looking for high limit sluts
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