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10-21-2007 | 11:24 AM

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cool i cant wait until 2011 when she is running!! I might have one of mine running by then too!!

..... I Dont even know where to start with this one...

1. the banana needs more than one bearing housing (sutphen)

2. the banana needs more than one radiator hose (blazer)

3. the banana needs more than one fuel pump (cobalt)

4. the banana actually exists (galaxy)

10-21-2007 | 11:26 AM

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Good for you jeffman, I am proud. Now if you could just show andy how to close the deal, that would be great.

F U C K YOU, THATS WHOS DRIVIN !!!!

OK let me start off with "suckit Trebeck"

I don't think Andy needs help closing deals, he just needs help with transportation. That chick at Eldo's was a slut. glad Louie brought her because I am going to film a movie called "naughty nurses take it in the can" staring her and everyone else.

Went to Shanahan's and scored with another dirty. She put the hurt on me the good way. I ran her off in the morning before golf. Then had a nap before yesterday's girl showed up. While I was out at Outback, the dirty from the night before left a note on my back door and wanted me to find her ear ring. Got some drama starting. Engine is sputtering. Might actually get the cobwebs blown out. Have a new Z-3 convertible in the driveway that I didn't pay for.

Is tha bannan boat here yet?

10-21-2007 | 11:32 AM

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Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"

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10-21-2007 | 11:40 AM

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Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"

Oh Good God! We'll never hear the end of it now! Hell must have froze over, Jeff with a live, real dirty ho! And he's got pics too! We'd better build an Arc! It's the end times I tell ya!

10-21-2007 | 11:48 AM

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Trojan-man

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Is tha bannan boat here yet?

Sounds like you had some of the yella !! LOL !! Sounds like we missed a good weekend. Is one of these ladies your neighbor that I keep hearing about? good to hear about the engine, whats the story with the z-3 ????

The banana boat is getting drug through slidell singing boop be boop ity boop

10-21-2007 | 11:52 AM

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Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"

Is that one of the dirties Z4s??? You better get rid of the evidence before the other one sees it

"Junior, put the evvvidence in the car...."

10-21-2007 | 12:43 PM

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Oh Good God! We'll never hear the end of it now! Hell must have froze over, Jeff with a live, real dirty ho! And he's got pics too! We'd better build an Arc! It's the end times I tell ya!

No the one from 2 nights ago was dirty. This one is not. She has a job and a car. Looks like daddy might stay retired for a while.